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    Time for some "Land of the Balls" (shut it Dj )

    Charlie: Nice balls.
    Riley: Good balls, Charlie. No such thing as nice balls.

    Charlie: I have bad balls. Hell, yes. Just look at me, you can tell I have terrible balls.

    Charlie: Hell, yeah. He pulled me out of the balls. It was bad... Just look at me, you can tell it was bad.

    Pillsbury: 50,000 balls stolen in Samoa every year.
    Motown: Well, a million in Detroit.
    Pillsbury: Detroit has 50 million balls. Samoa, 50,000. Every one stolen.

    Cholo: Looks like God left the balls off the hook.

    Riley: Put some balls in the graveyard.
    Charlie: Put some balls in the graveyard. How come you call them that, Riley? I don't get it. These here ain't the kind of balls you lay on the ground, these here are sky balls. Way up in heaven...
    Riley: That's why I love you, Charlie, 'cause you still believe in balls.

    Slack: Charlie, why do you lick your rifle?
    Charlie: Catches the light.
    Slack: What light? How can you see anything?
    Charlie: Good balls.

    Cholo: How many times have I told you, Riley, stop banging chicks with more balls than you.

    Ta-da! A great film gets even better (glances at Dj ... easy tiger).

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    Quote Originally Posted by DjfunkmasterG
    LOTD -

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    Mike - How come you guys always go out at night? wouldn't it be safer during the daytime?

    Cholo - Balls, Kid. Stenches can't keep their eyes off them.

    LOTD Some more

    Riley - pretty Boy, what the **** is going on?

    Pretty Boy - Balls are jammed... we're getting on it.


    More LOTD

    RIley - Cholo Where are you?

    Cholo - I'm getting some supplies, Essentials supplies like my job description entails.

    Mike - Nothing in there but balls, balls ain't essentials

    Sorry Minion, beat ya to it, I did some LOTD oon page 6

    Quote Originally Posted by MinionZombie
    Time for some "Land of the Balls" (shut it Dj )

    Charlie: Nice balls.
    Riley: Good balls, Charlie. No such thing as nice balls.

    Charlie: I have bad balls. Hell, yes. Just look at me, you can tell I have terrible balls.

    Charlie: Hell, yeah. He pulled me out of the balls. It was bad... Just look at me, you can tell it was bad.

    Pillsbury: 50,000 balls stolen in Samoa every year.
    Motown: Well, a million in Detroit.
    Pillsbury: Detroit has 50 million balls. Samoa, 50,000. Every one stolen.

    Cholo: Looks like God left the balls off the hook.

    Riley: Put some balls in the graveyard.
    Charlie: Put some balls in the graveyard. How come you call them that, Riley? I don't get it. These here ain't the kind of balls you lay on the ground, these here are sky balls. Way up in heaven...
    Riley: That's why I love you, Charlie, 'cause you still believe in balls.

    Slack: Charlie, why do you lick your rifle?
    Charlie: Catches the light.
    Slack: What light? How can you see anything?
    Charlie: Good balls.

    Cholo: How many times have I told you, Riley, stop banging chicks with more balls than you.

    Ta-da! A great film gets even better (glances at Dj ... easy tiger).


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    Well ... my Land of the Balls quotes were different from yours

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluball
    Slack: Charlie, why do you lick your balls?
    Charlie: Catches the light.

    *LMAO*
    I missed that one the first time 'round. Just spit coffee all over my monitor!

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    I must of missed it oo. Cause that is pretty flucking funny. (Yes I know I used Fluck, Long story, but funny).
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    "You stick your head in the sun, they're gonna come up and bite off your balls."

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    "What have you got there? Balls, I hope." and "We had our balls when we went to the Isle of White" - Phillip from Shaun
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    "One of those things grabbed her, bit her on the balls."
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    sarah: this ball was very rushed. it was put together in a matter of days.

    rhodes: yeah well it can all be taken apart in a matter of minutes, lady. i'm here to tell you i'm ready to do that little thing - i'm ready to take the next balls outta here.
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    Slack: "I thought you said nothing bad ever happened to you."
    Riley: "That happened to my balls."
    Last edited by kar98k; 14-Jun-2006 at 08:52 PM.

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    Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Balls


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    TURN OVER YOUR BALLS AND SURRENDER...

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    Logan: Apparently he was in the military, salute him back, see what he does

    Rhodes: You want me to salute that walking pile of pus? Kiss my ass

    Logan: Your ignorance is only exceeded by your balls, captain. How can we expect them to behave if we behave barbarically ourselves?

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    "Were going out, and you're not coming with us, and you won't come with us until you learn how to handle balls."

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    "mmm rich and creamy ,just the way i like balls"

    "yeah there balls, there all messed up"

    "balls by dawn!, balls by dawn!"

    "no balls today my freind?" - "ooh bit early for balls"

    "dont forget to balls phillip"

    "they need balls, without balls theres no use for it, no use for it at all"

    "kids are supposed to respect there balls, not fakin' eat em!!"

    damn this is immature.


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