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    pissing in your Kool-Aid DjfunkmasterG's Avatar
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    Give me your girlfriends name, address and the time of her last menstrual cycle. I can guarantee she has my child within 9 months of my visit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DjfunkmasterG
    Give me your girlfriends name, address and the time of her last menstrual cycle. I can guarantee she has my child within 9 months of my visit.

    "I Like Your Christ, I Do Not Like Your Christians,
    Your Christians Are So Unlike Your Christ."
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    *ahem*

    Member of THIS forum since then. Member of HPOTD for years. Like myself, I've been here since 1998, this is my 3rd forum. If I'm not mistaken P2501 has been around as long as I have. So we're both "oldies" to coin your phrase.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinionZombie
    *ahem*

    Member of THIS forum since then. Member of HPOTD for years. Like myself, I've been here since 1998, this is my 3rd forum. If I'm not mistaken P2501 has been around as long as I have. So we're both "oldies" to coin your phrase.
    Chill bro, I know how long he has been here, I have too!

    I guess it came across wrong, it was meant to be a stab at just that....how long he's been here, but that we ALL have Feb 06 member since.

    No offense intended!
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    Being Attacked TexasZombie's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by MapMan
    Tell me your first name, gender and the year you were born and I will tell you
    when,where and how you will die.
    Sorry. I'm already dead, but thanks anyway.

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    Just been bitten MapMan's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by DjfunkmasterG
    Give me your girlfriends name, address and the time of her last menstrual cycle. I can guarantee she has my child within 9 months of my visit.
    Thats funny!

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    oooo email me and tell me!
    You smell that? That's the smell of spring, and I love it. You know what I love to do in spring? I love to come out into the woods, to walk amongst the budding trees, to smell and taste the hint of renewal that hovers in the air like a heady perfume, and to listen to the song of the birds who have returned from their long sojourn south. And bury the people I killed during the winter...

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    Tell me the name of you 3rd child and i will turn his blood into mustard.

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