View Poll Results: Who is the bigger bad ass? (Public Poll)

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  • John "Die Hard" McClane

    14 70.00%
  • Jack "24" Bauer

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    Couldn't agree with hells and bassman more there, nic likes that 24 and to be honest i think i would get more entertainment out of splashing some paint on the wall and watching it dry.

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    YOU SUCK, YOU ALL SUCK, 24 ROCKS COCK!!!

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    I bet none of you have even given it the time of day and have just written it off, perceiving it to be some kind of Republican-loving conspiracy-lovers spoodge festival ... when in fact, that couldn't be further from the truth...

     
    A Republican president is complicit in the assassination of a Democrat president ... a BLACK Democrat president ... for cryin' out loud!!!


    And I've been watching it since it first aired on BBC2, it still tickles my bell like no other, top drawer TV.

    Yes, John McClane's kick ass, and very macho, but Jack Bauer is a hardcore dude, the guy's suffered for his country to endless lengths and it's all a part of his job, he's assumed the role of protector and, like true legends, gets on with sh*t - GUMPTION!!!!!

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    well to each his own eh?, but my votes still going for jhon maclain, hes so badass samuel L. was his sidekick for gods sake!


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    lets go on bodycount DIE HARD averages about 200 per film, but in one episode of 24 a nuclear bomb goes off leaving 12,000 people dead, IN ONE EPISODE...also there is more plot twists in one 24 than in all three Die Hard films put together.

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    actually i belive the highest death count in the die hard films ,onscreenly speaking is only about 37.




    "in a row?"


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    "Jack Bauer" will always be the nerdy Dr. Schreber, if you ask me.




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    This is a no-contest poll. McClane would win this every time.

    Not to mention, I have watched 24 many times because everyone brags to me how great it is - well, dammit, I do not get the mass appeal at all.


    ...and body counts have nothing to do with who is more of a badass.

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    Sorry Hellsing but in Die Hard 2 the bad guys crash a passenger plane killing over 200 people

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    Jack Bauer ? Are you kidding me ?

    John McClane would ****ing murder him.

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    At worst, McClane takes a beating and cuts up his feet. At worst, Jack Bauer gets f*cking KILLED and then gets brought back to life (when being tortured) and then he kicks all their arses.

    The dude's a freakin' LEGEND.

    McClane is a cool mofo, but Bauer is a badass all the way.

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    John McClane climbed via a wire from a bridge to a ship, when the wire and truck went off the bridge he swung into action, the cable sliced the bad guy in half, and him and SLMFJ cleaned up the mess by carrying off both halves of the body.

    J. McClane has the better kills, so therefore he is the bigger bad ass. Lets not forget he did walk into Harlem wearing a sign that said he hated N*****s. I never seen Jack Bauer do something crazy like that.
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    Wait a sec, are you telling me the guy who managed to get himself KILLED is the bigger badass, MZ??



    Now THAT has to be the funniest thing you've ever posted here.

    If he was such a badass he would've never been killed in the first place. Case closed.

    (patiently awaiting the :finger: smiley from MZ)
    Last edited by LouCipherr; 18-Apr-2007 at 06:07 PM.

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    The man has a very good point there, MZ. And I would like to add that the title of the McClane films are "Die Hard". So obviously he's not going to die.

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    i think MZs point is that even death couldn't stop Jack Bauer from kicking ass , so lets see John Mcclean top that . 24 ROCKS...

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    Quote Originally Posted by fartpants View Post
    i think MZs point is that even death couldn't stop Jack Bauer from kicking ass , so lets see John Mcclean top that . 24 ROCKS...
    We understand that, but if he's such a badass, how did he manage to get himself killed in the first place?

    McClane never did - he's such a badass he'd never let that happen, and hasn't so far.
    Last edited by LouCipherr; 18-Apr-2007 at 06:19 PM.

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