I have shamed myself... (again) - I watched.. Piranha 3D

[LouCipherr]

I would like to drink the fifth on this one...

[slickwilly13]

That is the problem. You were not fucked up enough. I was able to enjoy the movie, because I knew what to expect. Plus, I had a craving for carnage, gore, and female nudity. It satisfied all.

[AcesandEights]

I had a craving for carnage, gore, and female nudity. Check. Check Aaaaand check! It satisfied all.

[LouCipherr]

That is the problem. You were not fucked up enough. I was able to enjoy the movie, because I knew what to expect. Plus, I had a craving for carnage, gore, and female nudity. It satisfied all. See, I was fucked up, but not that fucked up, so in addition to carnage, gore and female nudity, I wanted a decent story, decent acting, and good SFX. I guess 3 out of 6 isn't that bad.

[bassman]

I wanted a decent story, decent acting.... Out of THIS movie? Did you not see the trailers?!?

[LouCipherr]

Out of THIS movie? Did you not see the trailers?!? I did, but apparently I was too stoned at the time.

[AcesandEights]

Out of THIS movie? Did you not see the trailers?!? Lou's been GAR conditioned. "But what are the Piranha's an analogy for?!"

[LouCipherr]

If I had been GAR conditioned, wouldn't I know the answer to that question? Actually, I know - the pirhana (how the fuck DO you spell that?) are an analogy for... a bad movie? Hey, I'm a glutton for punishment.. if it's not Sharktopus, it's Pirhana. What can I say? I'm a masochist. "Coming up next on Lou C's "I have shamed myself..." - Death of a Ghost Hunter" (yes, i did watch that, and yes, it's yet more shame to pile up on my already monmental pile of shame )

[AcesandEights]

the pirhana (how the fuck DO you spell that?) With spellchecker, sir. With spellchecker.

[LouCipherr]

With spellchecker, sir. With spellchecker. "The Chin" for THE WIN!

[MoonSylver]

"Boy I tell ya, it's rough out there! Rough!"

[wayzim]

Saw it in theaters. I want that hour-and-a-half or so of my life back. Honestly, it couldn't have been worse than the bond film 'View To A Kill. ' with that oddly uninspiring Special Effect, Tanya Roberts. It was so bad that when Ms. Roberts is trapped in an elevator shaft, screaming for 007 to save her, the entire audience yells as one 'Let Her Die! ' On the other hand, as a veteran matinee fan in my youth, I guess I'm just used to seeing some real stinkers on the big screen. You spoiled kids with your MTV (Not 1985 MTV ) and CGI ... And stay off my lawn! Wayne Z

[Mike70]

you have all inspired this gourmand of the ridiculous to check this film out. if i can sit through a movie about one of little red riding hood's descendants hunting werewolves, i can probably make it through this.

[Neil]

Watch Sharktopus instead. Never thought I'd see those words!! OMG!

[rongravy]

It wasn't that bad. And the GAR references are getting old. We get that some don't like his newer shit. WTF are some people doing here if they hate it so much. I got the same at the Adam ant forum. Get over it, he's making movies and you're not...