First DAY remake review!

**Cykotic** · 08-May-2007

I've got to see this pile of turd.... just to really see with my own eyes just how bad it is....

then I might gouge out my eyes with some very rusty spoons...

capncnut · 08-May-2007

Originally Posted by Cykotic

I've got to see this pile of turd.... just to really see with my own eyes just how bad it is....

Precisely the reason why I'm going to see it.

**MikePizzoff** · 08-May-2007

But these aren't regular zombies. These zombies are fast! They run, they climb up walls and crawl across the ceiling. They even drive cars. When there's no more room in Hell, the dead will drive the earth. These zombies even dive out of the way when you try to hit them with a car. I'm pretty sure several were having a book club meeting. And in an inspiring bit of fancy, they burst into ash like cheap CGI vampires when they're set on fire.

Give me a break!

So the survivors get supplies from a gun store where Nick Cannon finds a magic shotgun that shoots fire like a flame thrower, but it only has two bullets. A flame-throwing shotgun. How did no one at any point from script to screen not say, "Hey I know it's a zombie movie but a magic shotgun that shoots flames seems a little far fetched."

Well I know I have to see this movie just for comedic value.

**MinionZombie** · 08-May-2007

I'll no doubt skip through it at some point, again - like everyone else - just to see how utterly shiite it is so I can rip on it accurately and spoof it viciously in the future - but I won't be ditching any money on this sack of moldy old wank.

**~~Bongholio~~** · 08-May-2007

For the sake of accuracy
factual glitch Geo,...2004 not 03
carry on
lol

**Danny** · 09-May-2007

i dunno, contragium looks so bad im put off watching it, but damn, this may be worse than vampires vs zombies.

MAY.

**MinionZombie** · 09-May-2007

Will more like.

And Craptagium is seriously not worth any shred of effort, guaranteed you'll want your time back, SERIOUSLY.

**Dommm** · 09-May-2007

Can it get worse then Vampires Vs Zombies, but actully on a bit more of an up note this would have been amazing if there had been more lesbian scenes.

**DEAD BEAT** · 09-May-2007

I WONT PAY FOR A TICKET TO SEE THIS SHIIIT ILL TELL YOU THAT MUCH!

**Scanman22** · 24-Jun-2007

Why did they even call it a remake? They should have called it something else and it might have stood a chance!

**MinionZombie** · 24-Jun-2007

Day of the Remake

Day of the Bulgarian Flying Zombies

Day of Mena Suvari's Forehead

Careers of the Dead

It's A Bad Day To Be A Remake

Big Pile of Fetid Sh*t

How about those?

**EvilNed** · 24-Jun-2007

Hell, I'm amped. This looks "good"!

**JohnoftheDead** · 25-Jun-2007

Originally Posted by hellsing

i dunno, contragium looks so bad im put off watching it, but damn, this may be worse than vampires vs zombies.

MAY.

I recently tried watching Kunt-agium again... PLEASE don't waste your time, life is short, it shouldn't be spent on Crap like this. On a side note, I think the premiere of the Day of the Dead remake should be projected on Mena Suvari's forehead, it'd be better than IMAX.