Where the New Day should be filmed!

[MinionZombie]

el toro air force base I think it's a bit late for that now. It's already been filmed in a steaming pile of sh*t factory covered in plonker juice.

[AcesandEights]

*Sniff, Sniff* I smell the decayed stench of thread necromancy. "I say to you againe, doe not call up Any that you can not put downe..."

[dirtydwarf]

Starbucks? Surely not, it'll no doubt take place in a disused industrial area, in a basement ... where hippity-hoppers verbally battle and some phat/fat guy keeps yelping "yo DJ, spin that sh*t" ... I can see it now... That Nick Cannon chap will fit right in ... throw in a cameo by whichever black artist is most popular these days on the kid's MTV, chuck in another black guy who just makes gruff-man "jokes" ... oh wait, we've already got Ving Rhames - scratch that previous suggestion, it's been dealt with. Let's not forget the Special Forces team that contains several totaly hot, yet extremly tough female operatives..cause we all know how realiastic that is...

[Cody]

florida / pa

[acealive1]

I think it's a bit late for that now. It's already been filmed in a steaming pile of sh*t factory covered in plonker juice. reshoots were happening as early as 2 months ago

[MinionZombie]

reshoots were happening as early as 2 months ago They bothered doing reshoots on this pile of horse crap?! Re-shoot it in the head and leave it in a ditch more like.

[acealive1]

They bothered doing reshoots on this pile of horse crap?! Re-shoot it in the head and leave it in a ditch more like. it started happening right around the time the trailer came out. too bad the director undercut the guy who remade dawn,otherwise day wouldnt suck

[MinionZombie]

A film sucking doesn't just come down to the director, a significant chunk is down to the writer, (s)he who makes the source material. If that's sh*t, it's all f*cked from day one. Methinks the writer was phoning this script in for some fast cash.

[dirtydwarf]

A film sucking doesn't just come down to the director, a significant chunk is down to the writer, (s)he who makes the source material. If that's sh*t, it's all f*cked from day one. Methinks the writer was phoning this script in for some fast cash. Do you think they even bothered with a script?

[MinionZombie]

Do you think they even bothered with a script? If you count writing "rape Romero's work and try to make fast, whorish cash off it" on the back of a fag packet, a script ... well, I guess they had a script.

[bassman]

If you count writing "rape Romero's work and try to make fast, whorish cash off it" on the back of a fag packet, a script ... well, I guess they had a script. I've read that script! Except it wasn't called "Day"..... hrmmm....what was it called? OH YEAH! "Dawn of the Dead"!(2004)

[MinionZombie]

I've read that script! Except it wasn't called "Day"..... hrmmm....what was it called? OH YEAH! "Dawn of the Dead"!(2004) *high five*

[dirtydwarf]

I've read that script! Except it wasn't called "Day"..... hrmmm....what was it called? OH YEAH! "Dawn of the Dead"!(2004) Stop it!!! if you don't stop making fun of DAWN04 I will take my ball and go home! It was a great movie! And in case you didn't know it was secretly backed by GAR himself! The funds to be used to gain Hilary Clinton the 2008 presidency. She in turn offered to use her power to get GAR the copyright's and control of every zombie movie created after NOTLD was released. Savini will be assassinated for daring to back NOTLD 90 and GAR will be issued control of his hated nemesis' (Danny Boyle) 28 Days+ franchise. In 2009 a remake of 28 days later will be released by GAR with lumbering, slow infected. Don't you see it people? is is his master plan. 2009 will be the death of the running zombie/infected. Never again will his throne be challenged by young MTV'is upstarts. did I mention Zack Snyder will become GAR's personal assistant and be very, very wealthy....

[Danny]

....wow, someones been off there riddliin today or something.

[darth los]

Ooh!! I know where this film should be shot!! Right between the eyes.