Are We in Hell?

[clanglee]

Actually, playing video games stimulates your brain awhole lot, and if you play fast-paced games you can actually improve your eye-sight! Carpal Tunnel Syndrome making television...not watching it, making it. Contributing to the delinquincy and de-evolution of the entire population. Reading a book. What? Reading can be pleasurable. Eye strain and Deforestation Masturbation. Decreased penis sensitivity.. . . . . . . That's all I got for this one.

[MaximusIncredulous]

I was going to say taking a good dump but mentions of paper cuts and deforestation ruined that.

[krakenslayer]

You can play this game the other way around though... Aging - Retirement Death (others) - Life insurance payout Death (your own) - Rest, finally Sickness - Days off work Delinquency/de-evolution of population - greater superiority for the smart ones (us) Deforestation - more car parks Blindness - don't have to look at goatse/2girls1cup etc.

[Chic Freak]

Masturbation actually massively decreases your risk of getting certain cancers, and the more you do it, the lower your risk, so wank, wank for your health! Another death-free pleasure surely has to be getting massages?

[EvilNed]

Carpal Tunnel Syndrome So? It's still not hell if there's something positive to it! Also, everyone knows sex is good for ya. If you're afraid of AIDS, just wear a condom and there you go.

[clanglee]

So? It's still not hell if there's something positive to it! . Hey!!! Not my thread, I was just playing the game. Personally, I find nothing wrong at all with masturbation. . . . . nothing at all. But the idea of the thread was to find the bad in good things.

[EvilNed]

Hmm, well then sex with a condom. What's so bad about that? :P

[clanglee]

Hmm, well then sex with a condom. What's so bad about that? :P Pulls your pubic hair when you pull it off.

[EvilNed]

Pulls your pubic hair when you pull it off. Well, uh... I enjoy that feeling?

[clanglee]

Well, uh... I enjoy that feeling? years of therapy or at the very least, a lot of future money spent on kink toys and dominatrixes.

[Mike70]

turn on FM radio and hear what is passing for popular music these days, if we aren't actually in hell then god has one hell of a sense of humor.

[SymphonicX]

Contributing to the delinquincy and de-evolution of the entire population. I work on arts documentaries including operas, ballet, theatre productions, and real life documentaries such as study into Size Zero, Extreme Corsetting, Dieting kids, rescue dogs etc, not freakshow stuff. Depends very much on the type of things you are watching, as with most people I say if that's the impression you've gotten from watching telly then I humbly suggest you try a different channel that perhaps caters for your intellectual needs.

[clanglee]

I work on arts documentaries including operas, ballet, theatre productions, and real life documentaries such as study into Size Zero, Extreme Corsetting, Dieting kids, rescue dogs etc, not freakshow stuff. Depends very much on the type of things you are watching, as with most people I say if that's the impression you've gotten from watching telly then I humbly suggest you try a different channel that perhaps caters for your intellectual needs. Ok, You might have me beat here. . . Hmmm. . . operas, ballet, theatre productions, makes you gay real life documentaries such as study into Size Zero, Extreme Corsetting, Dieting kids gives anorexics new ideas. (actually true here, my wife has an eating disorder, and she watches docs and visits websites to get new sneakier ways of slowly killing herself.) rescue dogs fleas.