SHAM-POW: ShamWow's Vince Arrested

[MoonSylver]

It's because they're they kind of people who're willing to sell their dignity for a wage and, by extension, a few minutes of pleasure. Hmmm...never thought of it that way...or in other words, one whore who sells their dignity for cash hires another?

[blind2d]

Is he the same guy on the Slap n' Chop commercial?

[ProfessorChaos]

yes, and you're going to love his nuts.

[3pidemiC]

But you're going to spend twenty dollas on paper towels anyway...

[MoonSylver]

But you're going to spend twenty dollas on paper towels anyway... This thing pays for itself...

[slickwilly13]

He looks old without the hair-do and makeup. As for kissing her, he was drunk. People sometimes make poor decisions under the influence of alcohol. Such as paying a hooker $1,000 for sex. No hooker is worth that much. Ever.

[blind2d]

I do love his nuts. Poor fellow... at least he got to throw some appliance around a kitchen set. That's one of my dreams. Lucky.

[clanglee]

He looks old without the hair-do and makeup. As for kissing her, he was drunk. People sometimes make poor decisions under the influence of alcohol. Such as paying a hooker $1,000 for sex. No hooker is worth that much. Ever. When you have some money, the price goes up. They can smell it.

[MoonSylver]

When you have some money, the price goes up. They can smell it. Wonder if he offered to throw a couple of Sham Wow's in? They pay for themselves y'know...

[clanglee]

Wonder if he offered to throw a couple of Sham Wow's in? They pay for themselves y'know... Well in the proposition in question. . . there would be a lot of cleanup needed afterwards. . . sooooooo. . . .

[MoonSylver]

Well in the proposition in question. . . there would be a lot of cleanup needed afterwards. . . sooooooo. . . . That thought occurred to me as well...

[Yojimbo]

Just had to say that you the posts on this thread have me literally laughing out loud, which is not necessarily appropriate since I am viewing from work surrounded by somewhat morose coworkers who are wondering if I am losing my mind.

[kortick]

ya, he needed a sham-wow to soak up all the blood and those hooker fluids. paper towel wouldnt do that good of a job, and u can put sham wow in the washing machine. and he TOTALLY looks like the type of scum who kisses hookers, full tounge action and all. And why does he wear that headphone thing? dont they have microphones in that studio.

[Wooley]

I bet he's wishing he'd paid $20 for the paper towels instead.

[blind2d]

Whatever this guy does, I just... he's great in those frekin' commercials! Screw Billy Mays! Darn screamy guy... stupid beard...