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    Quote Originally Posted by CapnKnut View Post
    Didn't he have a trapped nerve in his lip or something? <whinces>
    Kind of a stroke. Which is why one side of his face sags. Not his fault. Certainly not plastic surgery.

    Y'know I liked judge Dredd. I know it wasnt "good" but I liked it anyway
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    Hellsing - pfft, Last Action Hero was awesome, some balls-out-and-swinging-in-the-wind action, mixed in with a dose of comedy, Arnie was a total badass in it too, bettered because the content of the film allowed for even more larger than life shenanigans for the protagonist.

    Coma - aye, I rather liked Judge Dredd as well, certainly flawed, in fact there's quite a few flaws I guess, but Stallone is badass in it, and that big metal mono-sylabic battle robot thing is friggin' sweet, I wish they'd had more of it in the film.

    As much as Arnie rocked, he threw out more stinkers than Stallone, and Sly has the whole Rocky thing going - the most inspirational franchise there's ever been, I'd say.

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    yea judge dredd was pretty dam good, like to also see another demolition man, or better yet another cliffhanger.

    DAM HE GOT SOME BYTCH TITS GOING ON THERE TO .

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    Demolition Man - now there's a classic from back in the (1990s) day. I love that movie, used to watch it a whole load as a kid, they really had fun with the future setting and I think it was a really enjoyable action romp, lots of fun.

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    You guys are telling me he hasn't had plastic surgery?
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    Maybe he has had a bit, possibly to try and reverse the affects of age + his birth 'defect' problems, and it hasn't come out too well, I duno...but his face has always been a bit 'punchy', so-to-speak, and as he's gotten older it's become more noticeable methinks...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinionZombie View Post
    Maybe he has had a bit, possibly to try and reverse the affects of age + his birth 'defect' problems, and it hasn't come out too well, I duno...but his face has always been a bit 'punchy', so-to-speak, and as he's gotten older it's become more noticeable methinks...
    His mother's face is diabolical... And I'm only saying that cos she's been under the knife...
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    Sly has made maybe a handfull of good films, including Rocky, First Blood and Copland. Other than that, I can't stand his guts. Altough I thought Judge Dredd and Daylight were surprisingly entertaining yet really dumb. I'm a sci-fi fan though. And Armand Assante was such a bad ass in Dredd (he just looks so villaious).

    Demolition Man I thought was crap (soooo stupid and to goofy). Rambo 2 and 3 were hopeless. Rocky 5 was so silly. Rocky 4 is hilarious from a historical point of view but I sincerly think it SUCKS.

    Arnold, on the other hand... Nothing can beat vintage Arnold. NOTHING! Conan, Terminator, Predator, The Running Man, Total Recall. Beat that, Sly!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil View Post
    His mother's face is diabolical...
    Innit just but then again, ain't she like 107?
    Last edited by capncnut; 28-Mar-2007 at 05:14 PM.

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    [jacky stallone on]yeah, Jacky...[jacky stallone off ... thank heavens]

    Did you see her on Celebrity Big Brother a while back? Oh dear!

    Arnie most definitely has stomped ass and made a whole host of superb actioners, especially in the 80s...Arnie and Stallone are pretty much neck and neck for me, but the Rocky franchise pips Stallone ahead of Arnie I think...just.

    Between the two of them they've given us more than enough classic moments in cinematic history...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinionZombie View Post

    Between the two of them they've given us more than enough classic moments in cinematic history...
    Almost makes you wonder what Face Off would've been like since it was written with them intended to star in it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinionZombie View Post
    [jacky stallone on]yeah, Jacky...[jacky stallone off ... thank heavens]
    "What about Stallone?"

    "Sylvester?"

    "No, his old mum Jackie?"

    "Oh, I admire Stallone for bringing up one Hollywood's finest action stars. Rocky IV was one of the best movies I have ever seen in my life."

    "That's right Frank, good film that was."

    "But if that Big Brother opened up my doors and that ropey old tart stuck her head around the side and said "Yeah, it's Jackie" I'd say "OI STALLONE, NOOO!!!" You might've had a million dollars worth of plastic surgery carved on your boat race but you still look like a wrinkly boss-eyed old slaahhgg! Now get out!"


    (Enfield moment)

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    Ahhhh...now that's some classic Enfield (even though it's technically made up) ... takes me back to the day alright, watching that before having to go back to High School ... *sigh* ...

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    Innit MZ, what happened to that guy?

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