YES!! It's March 14th!!!

[Chic Freak]

Heh! I was watching a documentary ages ago starring the UK's oldest brothel madam or whatever the lady in charge of a brothel is called, and one of her dating tips was to give your guy a hand/ blow job before going out so he doesn't rush you through dinner I was only 15 but I never forgot that advice. I don't know if that's wrong. lol.

[MinionZombie]

On a first date that's probably kinda forward ... but it makes sense, add in the (as seen in There's Something About Mary) theory of tug out the easy one before going out to make you laid back and not so sweaty ... so I can kinda see what that madamme is saying ... though I think it's a move you'd do after you'd already gotten to that stage in the after dinner/when you were both drunk after a boozy night out stage...

[DjfunkmasterG]

I would like to Thank Lou for pointing out this great occassion. I never knew about this, and now i can die a happy man.

[HLS]

No wonder it is not on my calander so your having steak but are you getting the BJ?????

[MinionZombie]

No wonder it is not on my calander so your having steak but are you getting the BJ????? Or better yet, both at the same time? A meal for two!

[LouCipherr]

I'm glad to be of service... I was rather pleased when I got home and my wife said "We're getting food from Outback Steakhouse tonight" w00t! and MZ - "bloated-"whateverthef*ck? that's just WRONG! When I said you had a way with words, I didn't mean for you to cross that line.

[MinionZombie]

bloated-mouth-sex And what if the Mrs was eating steak at the same time as doing the bizness? Now there's an eye opener ... sucking on meat isn't a great idea, and neither is chewing on man-chow... Okay, that crossed my line, so I'll shaddup now...well, for a bit...I've got a sitcom to go watch for now.

[Chic Freak]

Or better yet, both at the same time? A meal for two! Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew. bloated-mouth-sex And what if the Mrs was eating steak at the same time as doing the bizness? Now there's an eye opener ... sucking on meat isn't a great idea, and neither is chewing on man-chow... Okay, that crossed my line, so I'll shaddup now...well, for a bit...I've got a sitcom to go watch for now. Pfft that sounds confusing. Not to mention gross. And possibly quite dangerous Go watch your sitcom

[MinionZombie]

lol ... that's me all wrapped up - confusing, gross and dangerous. And the sitcom had a lot of erectile disfunction jokes in it, so it wasn't a million miles away from the topic at hand...

[coma]

On a first date that's probably kinda forward ... but it makes sense, add in the (as seen in There's Something About Mary) theory of tug out the easy one before going out to make you laid back and not so sweaty ... so I can kinda see what that madamme is saying ... though I think it's a move you'd do after you'd already gotten to that stage in the after dinner/when you were both drunk after a boozy night out stage... Jerkin the Bird may help, But wash afterward "Why, oh why wont she give me head?" "cause you stink, bro!" Heh! I was watching a documentary ages ago starring the UK's oldest brothel madam or whatever the lady in charge of a brothel is called, and one of her dating tips was to give your guy a hand/ blow job before going out so he doesn't rush you through dinner I was only 15 but I never forgot that advice. I don't know if that's wrong. lol. If its wrong I dont wanna be right! Wow. bloated-mouth-sex And what if the Mrs was eating steak at the same time as doing the bizness? Now there's an eye opener ... sucking on meat isn't a great idea, and neither is chewing on man-chow... Jesus Christmas! Oh the Humanity

[DeadJonas190]

Damn, I found out too late. It's past midnight so now its March 15th.

[DVW5150]

I am getting married at 3:15 est (thursday). We are financially emberrased so we are having at the Rockville MD courthouse . Any waze ... Yesterday , I came down with a peritonsillar (strep) absess and went to the hospital ... today my sweetheart made me a steak and sweet potatoes . I never come up for air when servicing my woman (sorry to be familiar) , she 'slurp'rised me tonight ... I dont know if she knows about this holiday . She has great instinct I guess ...Ps :Whats the best part of BJ after you are married ? The 5 minutes of silence.

[MikePizzoff]

Well I celebrated one half of this holiday... and let's just say I didn't have steak for dinner.

[capncnut]

So what's all this about anyway?

[Chic Freak]

I am getting married at 3:15 est (thursday). We are financially emberrased so we are having at the Rockville MD courthouse . Any waze ... Yesterday , I came down with a peritonsillar (strep) absess and went to the hospital ... today my sweetheart made me a steak and sweet potatoes . I never come up for air when servicing my woman (sorry to be familiar) , she 'slurp'rised me tonight ... I dont know if she knows about this holiday . She has great instinct I guess ...Ps :Whats the best part of BJ after you are married ? The 5 minutes of silence. CONGRATULATIONS!!! *throws confetti*