Loudmouth morons

[capncnut]

he is actually a gay bloke (though you wouldnt know it since hes a fat guy with a beard, lol.) LOL. For some reason I just thought of George Michael.

[Danny]

nah, think more like a "person from the shire" sorta bloke and your halfway there.

[Tricky]

Take my stance,i go taxi driver on their asses with a paintball gun!drive by shootings on trouble making charvas with a paintball gun are not rare around here and they dont like it i can tell you obviously you cant do that in the states as you'd get some real fire coming back at you

[MinionZombie]

Tricky - bravo, chap - bravo! Something tells me that paintballin' scumbag chavs with paintballs is satisfying ... as long as you don't "PEEEEEEEEH-JAAAAAAY" them.

[Tricky]

Its immensely satisfying you can spot a swaggering scumbag a mile off so its not hard to pick the right target and give them a round.I know its illegal & all that,but it feels like your getting one back for the decent folks,making a scally pap his pants

[Danny]

i see many chav drive by paintballings in the future.... and i reckon at least one guy would yell "ah-leeeroyy...jeeenkiiinsss!"

[Tricky]

i see many chav drive by paintballings in the future.... and i reckon at least one guy would yell "ah-leeeroyy...jeeenkiiinsss!" You dont even need one of the expensive co2 jobbies either,this spring loaded one here is perfect for car use & very cheap http://www.paramountzone.com/paintball.htm I do own a "proper" paintball gun as well,semi auto & gas powered,but i think its a bit too powerful & big to use for charva paintballing,as much as its tempting!

[_liam_]

i did actually see this happen in Weston Super Mare once, a guy paintballed a bunch of chavs at a busstop and screamed "MERRY CHRISTMAS MOTHERF****R!" in a 70s blaxploitation type voice! i was cacking myself laughing, they ran down the road after him ah, aint britain civilised

[MinionZombie]

hehe, one of my housemates at Uni got one of those, we used to have a big "ROAD CLOSED" steel plate sign in our living room and we'd pelt that indoors ... as well as the walls...it's amazing, but the paint in those balls stripped the colour out of that steel sign! I never got hit by one from that gun, does it hurt much?

[Tricky]

hehe, one of my housemates at Uni got one of those, we used to have a big "ROAD CLOSED" steel plate sign in our living room and we'd pelt that indoors ... as well as the walls...it's amazing, but the paint in those balls stripped the colour out of that steel sign! I never got hit by one from that gun, does it hurt much? it stings enough to let you know you've been hit,but its nothing like being hit by a real paintball gun! Enough to put the sh*ts up a charva anyway!

[MinionZombie]

lol @ "Charva" Liam - damn man, I would have loved to see that going down - "merry xmas motherf*cker!!" ... did he had a Shaft costume on? If he had, that would have been immense!

[Danny]

have i missed something "charva", i thought the correct term was chav/kappa slapper or a flange of chavs.

[Chaos]

The best way to deal with loud mouthed morons is to A.) ignore them or B.) gouge their eyes out. Either way, that's one less annoyance you have to deal with.

[Rottedfreak]

I was thinking if it ever happens again and if the individual in question is held up in traffic I could burst their tires, gouging out a eye is a bit too messy do it wrong and penetrate the eye and the fluids squirt out like a fountain.

[Danny]

^creepily that sounds like a voice of experience.