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    Quote Originally Posted by krakenslayer View Post
    Who wants to come work for my new company? It's called Dorky Cunts and we go around doing installations for people - you know, difficult stuff like clocks, soap dishes, candles, furry dice, lamps, etc. - and charge £50 a visit, undercutting the Geek Squad by a fair whack. Sure, it will cut into our margins, but even with our VAST overheads, I think we can make a profit.
    Clocks can be tricky to setup for real. Keep in mind, I am referring to clocks with drop weights, gears, and key cranks. Such as old grandfather clocks. Some clocks also have to be on a level surface or they will not work right. If the weights are not properly balanced, then your clock will either run too fast or too slow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slickwilly13 View Post
    Clocks can be tricky to setup for real. Keep in mind, I am referring to clocks with drop weights, gears, and key cranks. Such as old grandfather clocks. Some clocks also have to be on a level surface or they will not work right. If the weights are not properly balanced, then your clock will either run too fast or too slow.
    Sorry, Dorky Cunts only install digital alarm clocks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikePizzoff View Post
    Sorry, Dorky Cunts only install digital alarm clocks.
    and watches, there a wireless hands free interface with minute to minute updates!


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    Quote Originally Posted by MikePizzoff View Post
    Sorry, Dorky Cunts only install digital alarm clocks.
    And wall clocks! This is, if the wall in question possesses a correct chrono-wallular connection port (nail). If not, we can install a compatible interface for you, but it will set you back another sixty beans because the installation is a tricky job requiring specialist equipment (hammer) and training (hellsing will be our resident hammerer).
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    Quote Originally Posted by krakenslayer View Post
    And wall clocks! This is, if the wall in question possesses a correct chrono-wallular connection port (nail). If not, we can install a compatible interface for you, but it will set you back another sixty beans because the installation is a tricky job requiring specialist equipment (hammer) and training (hellsing will be our resident hammerer).


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    Quote Originally Posted by hellsing View Post
    and watches, there a wireless hands free interface with minute to minute updates!

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