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  1. 10-Jan-2010 #16
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    yo momma is so ugly that they put a picture of her up at the zoo to keep the monkeys from jerking off.


    yo momma is so fat that her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
    "The bumps you feel are asteroids smashing into the hull."
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  2. 10-Jan-2010 #17
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    Your momma so dumb she thought the English Channel was two away from BBC1.
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  3. 11-Jan-2010 #18
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    yo momma is so stupid that when she saw the "under 17 not admitted" sign at the movies, she went and got 16 friends.

    yo momma is so dirty that she has to creep up on bathwater.

    yo momma is so poor that she tried to put a mcdonald's milkshake on layaway.
    Last edited by Mike70; 11-Jan-2010 at 12:19 AM.
    "The bumps you feel are asteroids smashing into the hull."
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