Balls of the Dead: Reborn

[jdog]

we'r talking about a man's balls here, you son of a bitch! (sara "day of the dead" )

[DjfunkmasterG]

We're being punsihed by the creator. He has visited a curse on us, so we might get a look at... what balls is like.

[idsaluteyoubub]

We're being punsihed by the creator. He has visited a curse on us, so we might get a look at... what balls is like. Hahaha this is my favorite one thus far. Go ahead, say "Balls, Aunt Alicia!"-Doc Logan -"Baaallllsss Aunt alleesha!"-Bub Balls're coming to get you, Barbara!

[DjfunkmasterG]

There's balls all over the cars outside - Spider - Rotld Hey Riley, haven't I told you not to bang chicks with balls Worse than yours!

[idsaluteyoubub]

Your ignorance is exceeded only by your balls, Captain.-Doc Logan What's he trying to prove? I once saw one of those things sitting behind the wheel of a car in D.C. trying to drive down Independence Avenue. It didn't make me want to be its balls. -Fisher

[bluball]

The Legendary Filmmaker Brings You His Ultimate Balls The dead shall inherit the balls The darkest day of balls the world has ever known In 1968, George Romero brought us "Night of the Living Balls." It became the classic horror film of its time. Now, George Romero brings us the most intensely shocking balls experience for all time They keep coming back in a bloodthirsty lust for HUMAN BALLS!... And GAR has kept balls in all of his films Revenge has no balls. Meet the new balls of terror. Serious writer or serial killer? George is of two balls. There are very good reasons to be afraid of the balls The most balls you'll ever have being scared! Five jolting tales of balls! The Games...The Romance...The Spirit...Camelot is a state of balls.

[AssassinFromHell]

Lay off the ****ing balls, old man! -Steele

[bluball]

Kaufman: In a world where the dead are returning to life, the word "balls" loses much of its meaning. -- --------------------------------------------------------------------- Charlie: Nice balls. Riley: Good balls, Charlie. No such thing as nice balls. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Charlie: I have bad balls. Hell, yes. Just look at me, you can tell I have terrible balls. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Pillsbury: 50,000 balls stolen in Samoa every year. Motown: Well, a million in Detroit. Pillsbury: Detroit has 50 million balls. Samoa, 50,000. Every one stolen. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 'High Noon' Soldier: Stench, high balls. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Riley: [about the fireworks] Put some balls in the graveyard. Charlie: Put some balls in the graveyard. How come you call them that, Riley? I don't get it. There here ain't the kind of balls you lay on the ground, these here are sky balls. Way up in heaven... Riley: That's why I love you, Charlie, 'cause you still believe in heaven. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Slack: Charlie, why do you lick your balls? Charlie: Catches the light. __________________________________________________ ____________ Board Member: Hey, what's in those balls? Kaufman: Oh, look, over there! [pulls him down and shoots him]

[jdog]

"alot of the balls i've been using have been rotting down here since the second world war" (day of the dead)

[Philly_SWAT]

"How 'bout you? Where you headin'?" "Balls Up."

[DjfunkmasterG]

Kaufman: In a world where the dead are returning to life, the word "balls" loses much of its meaning. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Charlie: Nice balls. Riley: Good balls, Charlie. No such thing as nice balls. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Charlie: I have bad balls. Hell, yes. Just look at me, you can tell I have terrible balls. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Pillsbury: 50,000 balls stolen in Samoa every year. Motown: Well, a million in Detroit. Pillsbury: Detroit has 50 million balls. Samoa, 50,000. Every one stolen. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 'High Noon' Soldier: Stench, high balls. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Riley: [about the fireworks] Put some balls in the graveyard. Charlie: Put some balls in the graveyard. How come you call them that, Riley? I don't get it. There here ain't the kind of balls you lay on the ground, these here are sky balls. Way up in heaven... Riley: That's why I love you, Charlie, 'cause you still believe in heaven. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Slack: Charlie, why do you lick your balls? Charlie: Catches the light. __________________________________________________ ____________ Board Member: Hey, what's in those balls? Kaufman: Oh, look, over there! [pulls him down and shoots him] This has to be the single best reply in this thread.

[bluball]

Newscaster: All law enforcement agencies and the military have been organized to search out and destroy the marauding balls. The Survival Command Center at the Pentagon has disclosed that balls can be killed by a shot in the head, or a heavy blow to the skull. Officials are quoted as explaining that since the brain of balls has been activated by the radiation, the plan is kill the brain, and you kill the balls. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Field Reporter: Chief, if I were surrounded by eight or ten of these balls, would I stand a chance with them? Sheriff McClelland: Well, there's no problem. If you have a gun, shoot 'em in the head. That's a sure way to kill 'em. If you don't, get yourself a club or a torch. Beat 'em or burn 'em. They go up pretty easy. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Newscaster: A widespread investigation of funeral homes, morgues, and hospitals has concluded that the unburied balls have been returning to life and seeking human victims. It's hard for us here to be reporting this to you, but it does seem to be a fact. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ [to Harry Cooper after having been locked outside] Ben: I ought to drag you out there and FEED you to those balls! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ben: I realized that I was alone, with fifty or sixty of those balls just... standing there, staring at me! I started to drive, I - I just plowed right through them! They didn't move! They didn't run, or... they just stood there, staring at me! I just wanted to crush them! And they scattered through the air, like bugs. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Barbara: Johnny has the balls... -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Harry Cooper: That's my point! There's not going to be five, or even ten! There's going to be twenty, thirty, maybe a hundred of those balls, and as soon as they find out we're here, this place'll be crawling with them! Ben: Well, if there's that much, they'll probably get us wherever we are. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sheriff McClelland: All right, Vince, hit him in the head, right between the balls.

[erisi236]

"you better screw your balls on straight trooper."

[DjfunkmasterG]

Hey Riley, looks like gods left the balls off the hook - Cholo

[erisi236]

"You find anything?" "Balls." "Balls? How far up the coast you go?"