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    If you think about it the whole idea of the poster gives this impression that the zombies are not only coming out of the ground, but that it is just starting to happen. What does that mean, they're starting over? A sequel to Dawn 04? Dawn 04 was supposed to be a god damn sequel to Night!! That's one major element that sucked hardcore ass in the Dawn remake. The zombies should have already been a problem in the beginning! The point of Dawn was the fall of society and consumerism as people could not properly handle the situation that had arisen in the FIRST movie. It's part of the genius of the original trilogy to begin with. The continuation of the story from the perspective of a new group of individuals, not starting over every f***ing movie!!!

    Now, let's say they're not starting over...

    Beyond the obvious phallacy of:

    1) dead people climbing out of the ground..which was only prevalent in Return of the Living Dead (a f***ing PARODY) and Thriller (Michael Jackson...need I say more) and

    2) remaking a movie that never HAD rise from the grave zombies

    Now I'm supposed to believe that when the "epidemic" started in "2004", THIS bunch of zombies were just kicking it in the ground the whole time? Dude, who was in charge of designing the teaser poster? Was it the cast of MTV's Wild N' Out?

    Jesus christ, please someone, shoot me in the face. I don't want to live.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Regressive
    Dude, who was in charge of designing the teaser poster? Was it the cast of MTV's Wild N' Out?
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    Nah...those were the guys behind "Dawn04"


    oooohhh....that's right Dawn remake lovers....I went there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bassman311
    Nah...those were the guys behind "Dawn04"


    oooohhh....that's right Dawn remake lovers....I went there.
    Not again. Haven't we taken enough lumps ? Let us up, all two of us have had enough! Just because my character lasted all of 74 seconds against zombie hordes doesn't mean you got to bury my taste in movies along with me.

    All in good fun, of course.

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    you've gotta be f***in kidding me,

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    Quote Originally Posted by bassman311
    Nah...those were the guys behind "Dawn04"


    oooohhh....that's right Dawn remake lovers....I went there.
    Ouch... I think I'm gonna go get some ice.


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    Thumbs down

    The poster reminds me more of an Evil Dead poster...........
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    i vented my furstration with 2 mins in paint

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    romero zombies don't come out of the ground, so it is blasphemous in that respect, although you could rationalise it by saying that after 5 years the buried ones had finally clawed their way out. i wouldn't though.

    it looks too much like that land of the dead one with the hand on the iron fence.

    also they say "from the director of halloween h20" like it's a good thing,-that movie sucked! & as has been said earlier, it retconned halloweens 4-6 out of existence (and imo 1 & 4 were the only decent ones), and also, call me picky, BUT YOU COULD SEE MYER'S EYES! NO! they are supposed to be black sockets, it was spooky - yknow, like horror movie badasses are meant to be?! there's even a line in the first movie about how black his eyes were, "the devil's eyes" and all that.

    but look at it this way, after this one, it'll be a long time before anyone remakes a romero dead movie again (coming 2017...paul ws anderson's land of the dead).

    although it is kinda cool the way they way there are 3 versions of NOTLD (n30 was just a ****ed up n68), it's got the same classic status as frankenstein, the way it's been remade to buggery...

    (can't remember if we can swear in here, sorry if i befouled anyone's ears there!)

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    Looks great!

    I think it looks awesome! A lot better then the LOTD poster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hellsing View Post
    i vented my furstration with 2 mins in paint.


    Hilarious! Why do they always use hands in these movie posters, it's their mouths I'm more afraid of. Maybe that would rip off the Rocky Horror poster too much...

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    lol, love the "I'm Ving Rhames, Bitch!" part - excellent.

    Maybe we should all go off and do our own paint/photoshop versions and share them around?

    FDF - all I can say is "" ... and, are you working on the movie?

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    really need to get back to their meds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by garjo View Post
    ...but why the 180 degree turn to the dead coming out of the ground. Please tell me that the new Day isn't going that path.
    I'm afraid so buddy. Make no mistake, this movie has about as much appeal as cow's manure. They are starting from the beginning of the apocalypse AGAIN, it's gonna have tons of characters AGAIN, it's got Ving Rhames in it AGAIN. There is talk of one vegetarian soldier who gets bitten and comes back as... wait for it... a vegetarian zombie! Oh whoopee doo, I'm just so ecstatic right now! Just when you thought nothing could get worse than Contagium, they roll out another stinker that looks set to quash the very foundation that GAR constructed.
    Last edited by capncnut; 20-Oct-2006 at 06:45 PM.

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    my god. tell me most of what you just said is made up...

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