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Thread: I have shamed myself. I watched... "Sharktopus"

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    Quote Originally Posted by LouCipherr View Post
    First off, Eric Roberts was in the flick. While I know most of you are going to say "but he was awesome in <insert movie here>" I have to admit, the first Eric Roberts film I saw was The Ambulance, and it has tarnished my view of him ever since..
    I never cease to be amazed at the actors who have (or had) a career, or who are great actors, who do any ol' shit work that comes along, just to make the boat payment or whatever. Michael Cane used to be the king of that, but in his latter years he seems to have gone back to doing quality work again.

    Quote Originally Posted by LouCipherr View Post
    The Sharktopus itself is just hilarious. I mean, think about it. Half shark, half octopus. That alone is enough to send anyone into a gigfitgle fit - and that's before you see the damn thing with your own eyes! The best way i can describe it is, picture Jaws from the gills up, and the tentacles from the giant octopus - from Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus - from gills to.....uhhh... the "tail"?
    I think they get 5 year olds, put 'em in a room & let 'em play, & then swipe their ideas. 'Cause this is just the kind of thing a kid would come up with. When I see the premere of "The Colossal Poop Man", my theory will be validated.

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    The Colossal Poop Man... hmm... that's not copyrighted, is it? I could use that...
    It'd be like the fudge guy from Candyland, only bigger... and made of poo... Hey! Conker's Bad Fur Day! The Great Mighty Poo! There you are!

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    The people over at Asylum are drooling over these ideas I'm sure..

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    Quote Originally Posted by BillyRay View Post


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    I was over a buddies house in Baltimore this past weekend, looking through his obscenely awesome horror collection..... only to spot Mega Shark VS Giant Octopus amongst his DVDs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikePizzoff View Post
    I was over a buddies house in Baltimore this past weekend, looking through his obscenely awesome horror collection..... only to spot Mega Shark VS Giant Octopus amongst his DVDs.
    Hey....it's not a true dvd collection unless you have:

    A) One or two of which you have no idea how they got there
    B) A couple of stinkers that you for some reason hang on to
    C) Unopened cases from years past that will most likely NEVER be opened.
    Last edited by bassman; 30-Sep-2010 at 05:18 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikePizzoff View Post
    I was over a buddies house in Baltimore this past weekend, looking through his obscenely awesome horror collection..... only to spot Mega Shark VS Giant Octopus amongst his DVDs.
    ...but no Sharktopus? What's wrong with your friends, man?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bassman View Post
    Hey....it's not a true dvd collection unless you have:

    A) One or two of which you have no idea how they got there
    B) A couple of stinkers that you for some reason hang on to
    C) Unopened cases from years past that will most likely NEVER be opened.
    A) - Check. I've got some independent movie called Love Cracked in my collection... no clue where it came from.
    B) - Check. Death Tunnel. Rock & Roll High School Forever. Ernest Goes To Camp. Surfer Dude.
    C) - Check. Surfer Dude.

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    Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're calling Ernest Goes to Camp a stinker?!? Shame on you. Ernest P. Worrell is a legend.

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    A legend in his own mind, perhaps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LouCipherr View Post
    A legend in his own mind, perhaps.
    Jim Varney WAS a legend. You're wrong. WRONG I TELL YOU!!!

    Nah....I grew up on the Ernest movies, so they hold a special place in my heart. Besides....he was slinky dog!

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    Actually, when I was young I liked him... As I got older, that's when I started to question my own sanity, but I admit, as a kid I dug Ernest/JV.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bassman View Post
    Hey....it's not a true dvd collection unless you have:

    A) One or two of which you have no idea how they got there
    B) A couple of stinkers that you for some reason hang on to
    C) Unopened cases from years past that will most likely NEVER be opened.
    A: No. Really. I do believe I can account for all my stuff.

    B: Covered with the likes of "Ghosts of Mars" and other assorted crap that I like.

    C: "Diary" and "Land" Blu-Rays remain unoponed and unwatched (although I have watched the DVD's that I bought before getting the Blu's) There is some stuff that I haven't got around to watching, but I will eventually
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