The Bigger Badass - Part 4: The Revenge...

[bassman]

these "badass" polls need some rules and what not. Right now it's like a lawless free for all where people make their own rules and guidelines. Or maybe they should be nixed all together considering they'll never end and take over HPotD like the friggin plague.

[DjfunkmasterG]

Ok, here are some rules... Being Frozen in carbonite automatically disqualifies you Dying out of Stupidity disqualifies you Being a Fictional Character of a Fictional Character Disqualifies you If your body count is less than 5 it disqualifies you Anyone starring in a Paul W.S. Anderson movie cannot be in this Badass poll Anyone who uses a chainsaw as an appendage but runs around screaming like a pansy is disqualified. To Qualify Killing someone without the use of a gun gets you instant qualification, unless you are disqualified based on disqualification rules above. (side note: if that kill without a gun makes your body count less than 5 you will be allowed into the badass poll... because anyone who can kill at least 2 people without a gun should automatically be on this poll) If you real name is R. Lee Emery you will be qualified - So Sgt hartman gets in on this. You are not a badass if you do something stupid... Badass is someone who is cunning, smart, and doesn't give a F*ck, but they can't make stupid decisions like taking on 200 trained colombian hit squad members while jacked up on a key of coke. Thats not bad ass, thats just plain fcuking dumb. If you wear an eye patch you are qualified as long as you don't have anything in the disqualification area. Taking on a shedload of Aliens is instant qualification. Taking on an army while wearing a kilt gets you instant qualification. You break into a gun store and walk through a mall full of zombies shooting them in the head with deadly accuracy in one shot. Add to this list of rules as you all see fit.... BTW looks like Snake won this one too.!

[bassman]

Funny list. You know....after thinking about what you were saying earlier about the James Bond's......How about we do one with all the actors that played James Bond? (Excluding the old "Casino Royale" - that thing was a joke). Obviously Bond is a badass, but which actor-in-character of Bond is the most badass?

[DjfunkmasterG]

Man thats tough... Hands down Connery, because he has done more Bond Films, but Daniel Criag was just a bad motherfcuker, He is the closest thing to a Connery James Bond ever. Oh... If you characters name is Jules Winfield or ZEUS... YOU ARE QUALIFIED, AND SHOULD WIN BY DEFAULT! No questions asked, unless you are Lt. Kilgore.

[MinionZombie]

Ahhhhhh maaaaaan ... rules?! ... "global laming" ... It's all in the heart maaaaaaan... Neato list though Deej...diggin' it. Anyone who knows who Snake Plissken is will know who Dutch and Hicks are, come on dude ... we're alllllll nerds. Now, if you said something like "guy on the left, 3rd row back in the first Tom Hanks shot of Saving Private Ryan VS the dude who looks roguish in the background of a shot in Bullitt" then yeah, that'd be pretty obscure. Jack Bauer is faaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr from obscure, blates. ... I just watched Sixteen Candles (no, I'm not "doing a Silent Bob" in reaction, but I do feel warm and fuzzy) and now there's a documentary on about LSD, so I've gone all weird... ... Oh and Daniel Craig as James Bond was super duper serial badass ... the dude took a MASSIVE pounding to the nuts (I bet he was wishing Mr. T would come along and give him some new nuts, but he got on with it anyway) ... damn that scene was brutal. *shudders*

[DjfunkmasterG]

I haven't really been a James Bond fan since Connery left, but Craig definitely has me interested again. Yeah his Testeees was a hurting I bet.

[bassman]

Ahhhhhh maaaaaan ... rules?! ... "global laming" ... It's all in the heart maaaaaaan... Neato list though Deej...diggin' it. Anyone who knows who Snake Plissken is will know who Dutch and Hicks are, come on dude ... we're alllllll nerds. Now, if you said something like "guy on the left, 3rd row back in the first Tom Hanks shot of Saving Private Ryan VS the dude who looks roguish in the background of a shot in Bullitt" then yeah, that'd be pretty obscure. Jack Bauer is faaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr from obscure, blates. ... I just watched Sixteen Candles (no, I'm not "doing a Silent Bob" in reaction, but I do feel warm and fuzzy) and now there's a documentary on about LSD, so I've gone all weird... ... Oh and Daniel Craig as James Bond was super duper serial badass ... the dude took a MASSIVE pounding to the nuts (I bet he was wishing Mr. T would come along and give him some new nuts, but he got on with it anyway) ... damn that scene was brutal. *shudders* Why you gotsta hate, MZ? You wanna throw down? I just mean that the definition of "badass" can differ from person to person(which it already has in the past threads). Just saying that maybe the rules of a fictional badass should be put out there and maybe we can all agree on these and have some easier voting. I've had trouble with the last few.

[deadpunk]

I have to go with Snake...I like Hicks, but hey...he dies, man.

[MinionZombie]

I ain't hatin' any playaz dawwwwwwwg ... just breathin' out mah views ... What the hell am I talkin' about? First really weird dreams all night, now I'm talking all jibber jabbery ... I'd better "GET SOME NUTS!!!" in that case. It's all about personal choice with no inspiration from rules or whatnot, because half the fun is everybody talking back and forth about why they think their choice is the more badassier than the other. That's what I was meaning... Just any chance to use the term "global laming", which is f*cking hilarious (from South Park, for those who might be a tad confused) ... I just love the delivery of it ... and it's a funny phrase in it's own right.

[DjfunkmasterG]

Ok, well Snake just owned the last three polls.... Time for some fun.

[LouCipherr]

we're alllllll nerds. Jack Bauer is faaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr from obscure, blates. Umm, speak for yourself about the nerds thing and I said Bauer was one of the non-obscure peoples, blates.

[DjfunkmasterG]

I admit I am a nerd... 100%. I am a Movie Nerd A Computer Nerd and A Car Nerd. Ain't nothing wrong with neing those types of nerd, and if anyone has a problem with it they can kiss my

[EvilNed]

Hicks? If Arnie cant take on Plissken, why would Hicks be able too?

[MinionZombie]

Damn straight Deej! Viva la nerds ... we're the cool kind, blates. There certainly ain't pocket protectors anywhere in my house, haha! Lou - see, this is what happens when I've got TV on in the background, it confuses me!

[capncnut]

see, this is what happens when I've got TV on in the background, it confuses me! Turn that blasted ABC channel off! How you can plough through all those advertisements is a mystery to me.