What is your nickname and why?

[Danny]

lets see.... Chris (my given name) Chrissy Chrissy-poo Chrissy pissy pants Baldwin Honeybuns (my night leader gave me this nick name after i got some honey buns from the bakery section) C-Rob (First letter of first name, with first 3 letters of last name) Joker little s*it (curtesy of my dad) Kipper (my mom used to call me by that when I was a child) Piglet rubadub Roba no show (instead of Robicheau which is my last name, the cleaner at work called me Roba no show because I called in sick to work once) Canada (cus, like my home country, I am hardcore) Baldeale Gravy (I can't even place this one) psycho (because my friends think i am nuts to f*ck) Roberto Little Hitler That's all I can remember atm... all those names and hes still yet to get a woman to wear nothing but a baconator for him.

[RustyHicks]

Real name: Russell (and I hate it,) that's why everyone calls me Rusty. Some call me Rust, others calls me Hicks. In high school some people called me Cor.Hicks, (because of the charactor in the movie Aliens) My wife when we were dating use to call me Hicky Hicks I have a good friend on this forum who calls me Rusters. Bad nicks I've been called Loser Geek Nerd Idiot B****** Freak I could go on but I'll just get

[Yojimbo]

My late grandfather used to call me "Hey You!" and "Shut Up!" I miss him dearly. Here on the boards, I've been called "Yo" and "Jimbo" which of course are corruptions of my screen name. My real name is Steve, so many of my friends have called me "Stevie" or "Big Steve" At work, there is another dude named Steve who was hired a year after I came on, so they started to identify me as "Steve-o" so that folks don't get confused between the two of us. When I was younger, I worked in security for a few years at one of our local shopping malls, and the crew for some strange reason started to call me "Sushi" I have no idea why, but seeing as they had nicknames for all the officers there and some were much worse than mine- "$hit head" and "Stinking Ass" are a few that come to mind - I guess being called "Sushi" wasn't really all that bad. My wife has several pet names which she calls me, all of which are intolerably cute but not anything that I would want people outside the confines of my marriage to know of or repeat.

[Chic Freak]

My wife has several pet names which she calls me, all of which are intolerably cute but not anything that I would want people outside the confines of my marriage to know of repeat. lol! But I told you about Snoo!

[Yojimbo]

lol! But I told you about Snoo! Chicky, "snoo" really isn't that bad. The stuff my wife calls me will give a normal person diabetes!

[Chic Freak]

Chicky, "snoo" really isn't that bad. The stuff my wife calls me will give a normal person diabetes! That's adorable. Thinking of nauseating romantic nicknames, I've just remembered, I think "Snoo" might have been short for Snookums, after I told him to stop calling me Snookums

[MikePizzoff]

Pissoff - When I was like 16 I had "PISSOFF" shaved into the back of my head, really big. A lot of people that didn't know my name would just call me that, and it ended up sticking. Hence my name on here... Mike Pissoff. Simpson - My last name. Simps - shortened. Nazi Mike - Ugh. This one came about because of how adamantly anti-racist I am. A couple friends thought it would be a funny joke to tell people I tried to push nazi politics on them and this nickname stuck. I can't stand it because I'm constantly having to explain myself to people I don't know when I get the "JESUS CHRIST, WHY DID THEY JUST CALL YOU THAT?!" look. White Power Mike - Ugh. See above. Senior - A friend of mine is in another band and he sings exactly like me, so people started calling him Mike Jr, then shortened it to Junior... eventually some started calling me Senior, so we're known as Sr and Jr.

[Chic Freak]

Pissoff - When I was like 16 I had "PISSOFF" shaved into the back of my head, really big. That is f*cking cool. I salute you.

[MikePizzoff]

That is f*cking cool. I salute you. I was going to get "FU(K OFF" shaved back there but realized I'd get more trouble than I'd want to deal with, so I went for the... nicer(?) version of it.

[Chic Freak]

I was going to get "FU(K OFF" shaved back there but realized I'd get more trouble than I'd want to deal with, so I went for the... nicer(?) version of it. I like it. "Piss off" has more of a narky 1970s British punk vibe to it

[Exatreides]

Rookie- Because the first time I smoked with a group of friends i volcanoned the bowl (was mine so who cares) It's stuck among party friends Jew- Because I'm a Jew and the only jew in my Military unit, my friends, and my town I think(side's my mom) I wear it with pride, were only 1/4 of 1% of the worlds population ya know. exatreide- Comes from dune2000, where I was a fan of the atreides, then the fake house ordos. so I became exatreides. Even though I went back to being a die hard atreides fan when the next dune game came out.

[MikePizzoff]

I like it. "Piss off" has more of a narky 1970s British punk vibe to it Also why I went with it.

[Chic Freak]

Forgot to add that my old landlord always called me "Miss Hair" due to the fact that every time he saw me I had dyed it a different colour and had different colour dreads in I had pink, blue, green, blonde, purple, red, all sorts, usually with various UV/ glow in the dark bits thrown in for good measure, e.g: I also used to shave the back off, but didn't think to carve any words into it unfortunately!

[mista_mo]

all those names and hes still yet to get a woman to wear nothing but a baconator for him. I think that would be the only way for me to break my no sex til marriage rule...

[MoonSylver]

Snake. Not really. Unfortunately I got nothin'