USA vs Canada

[mista_mo]

Oh? you know that a US Naval warship wanted a lighthouse to move the hell out of its way? typical yank arrogance..expecting a light house to move for them.. if you can't tell, i'm not serious so calm down all you furious folk

[MikePizzoff]

Oh? you know that a US Naval warship wanted a lighthouse to move the hell out of its way? typical yank arrogance..expecting a light house to move for them.. if you can't tell, i'm not serious so calm down all you furious folk WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!?!

[coma]

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!?! Yeah, they can stick that yank s**t strait up their assess. If you use that a party here, people will make an annoyed face,walk away from you calling you an asshole and you will be all alone. Evidenced by it usually being used as "f**king Yank" and almost always in a derogatory way.

[fartpants]

true or not , you just gotta laugh ( calm down guys )

[MissJacksonCA]

My boyfriend works for Navy intelligence and actually lived in England, Japan, Italy, Australia doing his work and for what he got paid you'd imagine he was awesome at his job... but The man bought me airline tix and sent them to himself After 9/11 he moved home to Texas and shut down his local airport after forgetting his brief case next to the park bench he was sitting on. The local constabulary considered it to be a safety hazard and taped off the surrounding area and closed down the air port. Meanwhile he's having a shower and notices his BC isn't there and asks his dad to go pick it up... so his dad goes to the airport and notices an odd number of police officers and whatnot surrounding the airport and more specifically the BC and tells them it belongs to his son... so they were like well sir would you mind going over there and opening it up... he does so and shows them his ID and the id jake left inside and its obvious its his... so the cop is like what does your son do? To which he responded he works for navy intelligence... and they all had a laugh...... and there's so much more he's done thats really stupid that it makes me wonder wtf how smart do you have to be to have his old job? Even more funny is that he's offered jobs by Homeland Security and other government agencies

[mista_mo]

wow coma...calm down man....it was just a joke

[Mutineer]

That was funny Sigh - those silly canucks that live in our backyard; shouldn't they be paying a military tax to us ?

[DjfunkmasterG]

LMAO. I like this joke. I am huge fan of Canada, Toronto being my favorite city. If I could afford to live in Toronto I would have defected by now.

[bassman]

heh heh...funny joke. I think Robin Williams summed up Canada pretty well: "Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party." And on Canada's currency, the looney: "How would you take an economic crisis seriously?"

[Mutineer]

heh heh...funny joke. I think Robin Williams summed up Canada pretty well: "Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party." And on Canada's currency, the looney: "How would you take an economic crisis seriously?"

[MissJacksonCA]

its a tooney... or is it a twoney? I love Canadien currency its like Disneyland money I never wanna spend it instead I just wanna save it... and then i'm in Kenora and smell salt and vinegar chips and wanna take the tour and i'm like ahhh **** I hafta spend my money damn damn damn why couldn't i have been born a millionaire instead of so damn sexy

[Cody]

I dpnt get it...no one bash me..

[MissJacksonCA]

A twoney/tooney is Canada's two dollar coin