what will make my story good?

**Wooley** · 08-Aug-2006

Not getting yourself banned woudl be a good start.

**Danny** · 09-Aug-2006

hahaha! -ZING!

**zombieparanoia** · 08-Sep-2006

Has anyone suggested ninjas yet? Ninjas make any story cool.

**FoodFight** · 08-Sep-2006

Car chases and big explosions. Look at what it did for Dawn '04.

**Danny** · 09-Sep-2006

i cant believe a banned members thread is still going like this

**Maitreya** · 10-Sep-2006

Yea, seriously...

But yea.

Vikings. Vikings make everything better when they're raping and pillaging...

Also throw in some mummies. Who talks about mummies anymore?

**dracenstein** · 08-Nov-2006

Mummies, the original zombies. Any good recent mummy books? Or films if you ignore the Stephen Sommers films (heard he's making another one...)?

**deadpunk** · 09-Nov-2006

er...a spinctersaywhat?

You can't have a good story without martyring off the main character, making sure the biggest loser gets the hottest chick, and directly quoting the SHOOTER'S BIBLE a bare minimum of sixteen times.

That is all.

**coma** · 09-Nov-2006

Have the Ultra Manly hero impale the Goon on a treebranch and say
"Why Don't you just.. Hang around!"
Heeeheeeeheee!

Have a 16 year old astro physicist pick up a 50 pound military grade automatic weapon and shoot strait and true and nerver have a misfire. And after the carnage, all covered in gore, have a steamy kiss with the 18 year old Security guard who has no shirt on, spends all his time with a persional trainer and has a shaved chest.