HD DVD Porn!!!

[MinionZombie]

Damn straight guys! Oooh ... sick burn! Guys lovin' porn ... that's as old as time itself. And exactly, women like porn just as much, and perhaps in a more twisted way. Porn is there to get off, not for plots! Watching porn with women present is hilarious, I remember we had a massive Kazaa porn downloading session in the first year on campus at uni and we just downloaded this shedload of porn (anything and everything - that's legal, of course) see how long it took for the girls to freak out and run out of the room, but they didn't! Mind you, the most common statement was "jesus christ ... that's ... that's HUUUUUUGE!!!" ... I guess porn does contain a lot of massive cock ... but I never noticed until the girls pointed it out, cos obviously I'm watching porn for the girls and the boobs - which come in a variety of sizes (which guys aren't fussed about, boobs are boobs). Guys are really un-fussy ... not quite, but almost, it's a case of "if you can poke it, it's good enough" ... in fact, some guys are like that!

[capncnut]

Damn straight. Have you tried to watch a porno with the missus? They wont stop rewinding-fastforwarding-pausing. "Ooh, let's try that." "Wow, look at the size of that!" "Cor, that's making me wet." "Mmm, that was a lot." "Ah, I wonder what it feels like up there?" "Yeah, I'd make it with her!" Women are waaay more perverted and depraved than men and I wouldn't have it any other way. I just wish the little cock-teases would drop the remote and get down to doing what they keep nattering about.

[kortick]

its true cap i let my friend borrow this really awful porno movie i had it was called "tomatoes" or something like that and it had cartoon sound effects in it like a "Boiiiing" noise at certian points and stuff anyways... he would come home from the store or work and find his girlfriend watching it all the time also about HD porn remember the old 70s porn with the wild bushes and the women with scars and bruises on thier beaten down bodies thats the kind o f stuff you wanna see in hi def

[HLS]

Women and their "We're exasperated by men lovin' porn but we'll sit down together and watch 'Shaving Ryans Privates', commenting about how all the good looking men are gay, whilst, talking about the fact that they're hung like rhinos, all the while slowly turning the sofa into a waterbed" I don't watch porn. it is boring. Bu maybe what I have seen in the past was poor quality porn. Hey hey hey... women have a freakier side then men do. You guys have these sex toy parties, Slumber Parties they call them. Only women are allowed to participate and you gals get all nasty in what you talk about and what dildos you buy. So don't act like we are the social parasites when it comes to the adult industry. LONG LIVE PORN! Funny. lol I was not saying anything bad about men and porn. I think its kinda cute. It is just that I Am the kind of gal that would rather have sex than watch it on the TV. I can be a freak in bed without the help of porn. Damn straight guys! Oooh ... sick burn! Guys lovin' porn ... that's as old as time itself. And exactly, women like porn just as much, and perhaps in a more twisted way. Porn is there to get off, not for plots! Watching porn with women present is hilarious, I remember we had a massive Kazaa porn downloading session in the first year on campus at uni and we just downloaded this shedload of porn (anything and everything - that's legal, of course) see how long it took for the girls to freak out and run out of the room, but they didn't! Mind you, the most common statement was "jesus christ ... that's ... that's HUUUUUUGE!!!" ... I guess porn does contain a lot of massive cock ... but I never noticed until the girls pointed it out, cos obviously I'm watching porn for the girls and the boobs - which come in a variety of sizes (which guys aren't fussed about, boobs are boobs). Guys are really un-fussy ... not quite, but almost, it's a case of "if you can poke it, it's good enough" ... in fact, some guys are like that! HEHE. I remember I was 15 when I saw porn for the first time. I did not know what a penis looked like till then. I was in shock. I thought they were fake. lol Damn straight. Have you tried to watch a porno with the missus? They wont stop rewinding-fastforwarding-pausing. "Ooh, let's try that." "Wow, look at the size of that!" "Cor, that's making me wet." "Mmm, that was a lot." "Ah, I wonder what it feels like up there?" "Yeah, I'd make it with her!" Women are waaay more perverted and depraved than men and I wouldn't have it any other way. I just wish the little cock-teases would drop the remote and get down to doing what they keep nattering about. Ya some women are more perverted, but I tghink woman are less vocal of their sexual depraveities(sp?) God I think I opened a can of worms on this thread best left closed. HAHA

[Neil]

It's obvious isn't it? High Definition picks out all the little details - Rodriguez says that very thing on the commentary for Once Upon A Time In Mexico. So while on standard def porn you can make out plenty blemishes and spotty arses, with HD it's going to be like porn under a microscope... *beats Hellsing to the joke-response punch* *ooh, what does porn under a microscope look like, weird I bet!* The BBC have been filming in HD for sometime now... And when they started they had to redo/rethink ALL their makeup and costumes. Makeup which worked under conventional filming, looked terribly fake under HD, and likewise with clothes... I suspect - as a number of people are saying here - HD porn will just be too clear... You'd probably end up having to reduce the image quality by doing something like smearing a layer of vasoline across the screen... Kinky!

[Burbank]

I think it's likely.... if the porn industry takes up HD DVD then it's likely to win the battle. The other point made is that the name is more familier - the average joe consumer is't going to know that much about the difference between Blu-ray and HD DVD but they are likely to know about HD TV and so when looking for their next gen dvd player they'll go for what they recognise. As for HD porn... do you really need it?

[MinionZombie]

You'd probably end up having to reduce the image quality by doing something like smearing a layer of vasoline across the screen... Kinky! Ooh, Neil, you kinky bitch. Perhaps porn will see a bit of a downturn in profits as a result, as guys start to see through the mystery and illusion of porn and start seeing the cracks beneath the surface, or girls with no other prospects than to suck 'n' fudge, their drug-addled eyes now popping - in High Definition - with red cracks and dark sunken skin... Grrrrrreat ... that's just what you wanna see when you're busy in the tool shed ain't it? Mind you, I suppose that's only a part of the industry, some companies will be very respectful and equal-minded, and of course there's chicks who are mega stars in the industry, so they'll command respect. But aye, who the hell needs to see every hair on the ass of the guy who keeps getting in the way, and then every bead of sweat dribbling down the dude's face as they cut to that really annoying close up of him just before the inevitable...

[Neil]

Ooh, Neil, you kinky bitch. Perhaps porn will see a bit of a downturn in profits as a result, as guys start to see through the mystery and illusion of porn and start seeing the cracks beneath the surface, or girls with no other prospects than to suck 'n' fudge, their drug-addled eyes now popping - in High Definition - with red cracks and dark sunken skin... Grrrrrreat ... that's just what you wanna see when you're busy in the tool shed ain't it? Mind you, I suppose that's only a part of the industry, some companies will be very respectful and equal-minded, and of course there's chicks who are mega stars in the industry, so they'll command respect. But aye, who the hell needs to see every hair on the ass of the guy who keeps getting in the way, and then every bead of sweat dribbling down the dude's face as they cut to that really annoying close up of him just before the inevitable... There's just far too much thought and insight in that description...

[MinionZombie]

There's just far too much thought and insight in that description... What can I say? I'm a fan of porno.

[HLS]

There's just far too much thought and insight in that description... Indeed. lol So fellas in the UK. I hear you guys get porn on regualar TV after 11pm is that true?

[Neil]

Indeed. lol So fellas in the UK. I hear you guys get porn on regualar TV after 11pm is that true? Nope... You might get your standard U.S. titilation films... But not porn as such... You have pay-per-view stuff on satellite, but don't know if its full (uncut) porn or not...

[capncnut]

Nope... You might get your standard U.S. titilation films... But not porn as such... Oh yes you do.. I saw Baise Moi on Film Four last year and that had fully uncut fellatio, penetration (with close-ups) and a pop shot. No quick glimpses, good five-ten minute porn sequences. This has also been on Sky Movies, again totally uncut. Destricted is another movie Film Four will be showing soon. I own this on dvd (big Gaspar Noe fan, director of Irreversible) and it's a breakthrough title in this country. Check out the reviews, you will be surprised by what you read.

[MinionZombie]

Yeah there's a bit of a "thing" at the moment for showing art films which involve real f*cky-f*cky. As for TV, you get softcore thrown about fairly willy nilly (channel 5 was a goldmine when it started, I was a teenager at the time, and channel 5 came about at exactly the right time. It was a big discussion point the following monday after "friday night porn night!" ... ahhh, memories ... the volume down insanely low, your finger hovering over the BBC1 button as there's something far less dirty on that channel (more likely some talk show or old action thriller movie), perfecting the art of capturing channel 5 on a portable TV aerial (and subsequently trying to make out T&A through the piss poor image quality) ... ahhh ... memories ... when Emmanuelle was shown, DAMN! (and that was the ripped-to-shreds cut version too). The bit on the plane ... noiiice. Then of course there's Sky TV ... and every bloke knows about the "900 channels", as well as all those things like "Babe Cast" and such (sad twats ring in to hear girls moaning as they practically hump the TV camera, positioning themselves so if the sad twat on the phone gets close enough to their TV they're practically playing 'hide the weenie') ... I've watched Babe Cast at uni, it's hilarious! Yeah, us Brits are nowhere near as prudish as some folk over in Americaland seem to be (e.g. in "This Film Is Not Yet Rated").

[HLS]

well it seems like the USA censors everything. all bad words are taken out of music on the radio. you will never hear sh*t or f*CK on the radio even at night. No porn not even soft porn. Now cable channels like HBO when cable was new, i think the late 70's, soft core porn was played at night. but i think that ended. So fellas, have you and your significant other ever make your own home movies You do not have to answer for I know its not that appropriate of a question.

[capncnut]

By the way, The Brown Bunny has left Sky Box Office so that's another that'll get shown on the movie channels. Did anyone see that? I couldn't believe it when Chloe Sevigny dropped to her knees and started gobbling Vincent Gallo. Pure celebrity porn. So fellas, have you and your significant other ever make your own home movies You do not have to answer for I know its not that appropriate of a question. Er, then why ask.