Anal Beer Bongs....

[AcesandEights]

Ice docking? Gotta google that one when not at the office...

[Terran]

i'm gonna go out on a limb here and ask the obvious: wouldn't this hurt like FUCK!? i mean come on, vodka is like 40% alcohol. shoving something up your ass covered in 80 proof liquid does not sound like fun at all. sounds like it would burn like all hell. .... the inner lining of the colon has no pain receptor nerves...so no pain there... But I guess if all around your anus was raw and irritated and you split some of the liquor there, then yeah it would burn

[Mike70]

I think this is one of these niche things that gets blown out of proportion like an urban legend. I'm not saying people don't do it, just that it's a rare niche act that get reported by the media and word of mouth as if it's the latest "craze" that all the kids are into. Like huffimg jenkem or ice docking or... or corpse munging, etc. word. this whole thing smells like the rainbow party hoopla.

[DjfunkmasterG]

word. this whole thing smells like the rainbow party hoopla. Its the tea baggers.. I am sure of it. j/k

[darth los]

Ice docking? Gotta google that one when not at the office... Then google snorkling. It only gets better.

[bassman]

I think this is one of these niche things that gets blown out of proportion like an urban legend. I'm not saying people don't do it, just that it's a rare niche act that get reported by the media and word of mouth as if it's the latest "craze" that all the kids are into. Like huffimg jenkem or ice docking or... or corpse munging, etc. My brother(the cop that told me about this) said he's personally seen it about six times in the last two years. Four of which were alcohol poisoning through this method.

[darth los]

My brother(the cop that told me about this) said he's personally seen it about six times in the last two years. Four of which were alcohol poisoning through this method. Not to get too personal but just the fact that he's been in situations that it's happened six times is a thread unto itself.

[krakenslayer]

My brother(the cop that told me about this) said he's personally seen it about six times in the last two years. Four of which were alcohol poisoning through this method. Yeah, but there's a sort of natural tendency towards encountering such things when you're cop, far more than any normal person would. Cops don't spend their days walking through ordinary homes, dealing with decent ordinary folks and common, everyday behaviour. In fact, cops spend a disproportionate amount of time dealing with scum, weirdos, criminals and abnormal situations. If the cops are involved, it's an unnatural, out-of-the-ordinary situation, by definition. If he's come across it six times in two years, that might sound like a lot, but look at it this way: that's three times per year, and how many raucous parties and/or people under the influence of alcohol has his PD had to deal with in a year? I'm guessing hundreds. If he works in a very small town, that's probably at least twice a day, on a really, really quiet day. Let's say that's 730 alcohol-related incidents in a year, and if only three of those involved a case of anal-beer-bonging, then that's a hazy estimate of just 0.41% of alcohol-related crimes involving non-oral alcohol consumption. And that's from a cross section of criminally drunk people, it would be even less than 0.41% that if you could factor-in normal law abiding citizens. And how many of that 0.41% is the same person, or seedy group of people, commiting the act multiple times? Don't get me wrong though. I think it's disturbing that the practice even exists in the first place... ---------- Post added at 10:02 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:59 PM ---------- .... the inner lining of the colon has no pain receptor nerves...so no pain there... But I guess if all around your anus was raw and irritated and you split some of the liquor there, then yeah it would burn And most of it's gonna come out eventually, right?

[Neil]

With the subject line this thread has, I predict the most views ever

[Exatreides]

Caught my attention! Ahh the things to look forward to in College these days.

[ProfessorChaos]

there was a bit in one of the jackass movies where they were doing anal beer bongs. seems pretty gay if you ask me. there was also some steve-o world tour video where he was walking around some city wearing a hospital gown with an i.v. filled with vodka...the things some people do. i'll just stick to drinking the stuff thanks.

[Terran]

i'll just stick to drinking the stuff thanks. Prude. Hehe, I wouldn't do it either ...but mostly just for safety reasons.

[rongravy]

So I guess a breathalyzer just won't cut it now... Fartalyzer? Queefalyzer? I feel sorry for the cop that has to administer that test.

[LouCipherr]

I..... Ummm... I can't think of a damn thing to say. I mean, I've heard of people doing some weird things to cop a buzz, but this shit (hah!) takes the cake. I'm speechless, really. I hope I never see this done in person.

[rongravy]

I saw some crazy "doulble latte" video where some Irish guy took a beer enema, then shat it back out into a mug, his friend then drank it, then barfed it back up, then another guy drank it. It was pretty foamy by the end of it all. WTF is wrong with people?!?!? I've seen wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy worse, though. I've only ever turned one thing off. I did, however, watch it again later when I was a bit more prepared. Sometimes you just gotta.