Question about Captain Rhodes

[mista_mo]

him and jon and mcermont...seriusly..i remember posting a few years back a topic that was something alogn the lines of "Jon and Mdermont were gay" This was WAYYYYY before HPOTD switched forums.

[darth los]

him and jon and mcermont...seriusly..i remember posting a few years back a topic that was something alogn the lines of "Jon and Mdermont were gay" This was WAYYYYY before HPOTD switched forums. You do have to wonder about just the two of them all alone in the ritz at the outskirts of the cave. Only a gay dude would arrange their lounge the way it was (not that there's anything wrong with that). It looked too clean and coordinated. Like steel said... "hey, it's gonna be a long winter."

[sandrock74]

LOL!! Gay of the Dead! Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[zombieslayer]

Does he have a first name?? He's my favorite "villain" in the Dead films but I realized for the first time after watching it again today that no one ever referred to him by (first) name...or did I miss it somewhere? Just wondering. that's just like in NIGHT(org.) the only ones that we know with a last name is the coopers. (harry, helen and karen). i always wandered what the last names of everyone else was.we know their first names but no last names.

[DEAD BEAT]

There is also Doctor Ted Fisher! Fisher? Who gives 2 shiits about him? He was the most boring of all the characters next to sarah, but she at least had a nice asss! Speaking of Rhodes i saw a recent photo of him on Tom Savini's website... "DAM" time has not kind to that guy at all, i couldn't pick him out of a line up!!

[darth los]

that's just like in NIGHT(org.) the only ones that we know with a last name is the coopers. (harry, helen and karen). i always wandered what the last names of everyone else was.we know their first names but no last names. It depends on which version of night you're talking about. In NOTLD 90' they mention judy's last name, it's LARSON.

[DEAD BEAT]

Did i forget to mention that Rhodes (circa 2007) face looks like left out bread pudding and his body looks like a panty hose stuffed with oranges!

[darth los]

Sounds like he hasn't been taking very good care of himself. Is he good with his hygine? Or do his underarms smell like a bag of onions?

[DEAD BEAT]

Sounds like he hasn't been taking very good care of himself. Is he good with his hygine? Or do his underarms smell like a bag of onions? Hope this helps clear the air! Guess who's the fat fuuck on the left?

[jdog]

You know what i also thought was fake? Okay, we're men, so how are you going to stuff, for all intents and purposes, the last woman in the world with those ghouls? She would have been the last thing i would have parted with. She's infinitely more valuable than his fat, beer bellied lackeys. There you have it, the prosecution rests your honor. Rhodes is gay. He wanted a 24-7 sausage fest. man your tainting the image of my favorite alltime character the gay therory does explain alot of questions though

[darth los]

Hey, i didn't want to believe it either. Alot of things that you find out as you get older in life are not pretty.(santa, easter bunny, etc.) Just add rhodes to the list. If you have an alternate explanation for this overtly gay behavior, i'd like to hear it.

[sandrock74]

Nah, Rhodes wasn't gay. He wasn't all metrosexual looking enough. He didn't seem to fret over his or anyone else's appearance...granted we didn't see his living domicile, that could have told us a lot about him!

[darth los]

Nah, Rhodes wasn't gay. He wasn't all metrosexual looking enough. He didn't seem to fret over his or anyone else's appearance...granted we didn't see his living domicile, that could have told us a lot about him! I've seen plenty of dudes that looked rough and tough but in reality they were gayer than a pink tank top.