Loudmouth morons

[_liam_]

heheheh... no the dude was one of those beanie & a different coloured top under a short sleeved tshirt guys, they sorta slowed down in front of the bus stop, i knew they were gonna do something, didnt expect that though! it was like, the middle of may as well, which made the "merry christmas..." thing even funnier. paintball guns hurt a bit, you get a brownish yellow bruise the next day, but not a black/purple one, so it aint that bad. and when youre rushing your bollocks off in the woods somewhere, i think the adrenaline cancels out the pain until the next day. wow that sounded manly its a good laugh though, seriously recommend going. the 2nd time is always way better.

[MinionZombie]

lol, in May?? - noiiice! You're spot on, the adrenaline of a round of paintball totally negates the pain of being hit. You feel a "flick" of "pain" at best, but you've long since gone all "Rambo" and you just want more, you're so into it you've got "Adagio for Strings" running through your head and you're one step away from tying a piece of cloth around your head while screaming, your lip lodged to one side - your eyes wild and wide... Yep, I f*cking LOVED it when I went paintballing (taking out a weekend warrior - replete with *ahem* URBAN camo (in the woods), bandana and custom gear - with a HEADSHOT smack bang in the middle of the forehead after we had one of those frantic face-to-face slow-mo "oh sh*t!" shoot-outs, is one of my favourite moments in my entire life. I was so triumphant and chuffed after that point (the guy was PISSED ) that I had a blinder of a round the next time, took out a bunch of enemy soldiers (including a rather painful shot in the neck to my housemate), all the while screaming things like "INCOMING FIRE!!!" and "COVER ME!!!" ... f*ck it was glorious. Then at the end I went all "no-ammo hero slow-mo charge" after our captured flag but (after literally diving for cover at full pelt) I was rinsed up the left side of my back - the referee was rather impressed by my paintball "death" as well. The welts came up, but they didn't hurt at all. My muscles were pretty f*cked though, we were all crawling around the house the day after groaning and inhaling through our teeth going "oooooh" - but it was worth it, most definately.

[Eyebiter]

[slickwilly13]

Bas is tha man!!! I saw this clip a while back on the combat sports forum I am a member of. Funny, but effective.

[capncnut]

Who the hell was that retard anyway? Surely that was a comedy skit and not a combat instruction video.

[bassman]

Who the hell was that retard anyway? Surely that was a comedy skit and not a combat instruction video. That's what I'm hoping. If that dude is serious and people take him seriously.....whew. ...

[slickwilly13]

He's someone who would f#ck both of yall up. Sorry, but that's the truth. His name is Bas Rutten a former UFC world champion and mma legend. That's just Bas being Bas to entertain the camera. He's really a major bad ass in real life. He helped sponser another UFC fighter and friend of mine Yves Edwards. Here's a link on him. http://www.fightingmaster.com/fighters/rutten/index.htm

[bassman]

I'm not saying he can't fight. He's a big fella and I'm sure he can. But it does seem like he got his head smashed in a few times. I don't think he has all of his cheese on his cracker.

[slickwilly13]

I know what you mean. *L* But that's just Bas. He's a cut up and a funny guy. Its just his personality.