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    Yeah, Sarah is like that fit science teacher you always fantasized about copping off with in school. I had one, I wonder what she looks like now?

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    Ah we never had a fit science teacher, all oldies or comb over blokes ... we had a fit female art teacher though, so she was my school teacher fantasy, lol.

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    I had two science teachers; one was a busty blonde milf-type whose bra used to poke through her lab jacket. Every single lesson she never failed us. The second was a cool 30 something fanny magnet (he drove a Porshe ) who I used to lend pornos with to get good grades. He gave me a B during an exam, which I know I failed horribly - a D tops, and added a cheeky quote at the bottom of the paper which went something like: "certainly knows his stuff and his contributions in class are plentiful."
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    That's beautiful maaaan...I wish my teachers were like that at school, but if any hotties came there, within a couple of years they'd be well on their way to ming-hagness like the other teachers, the school seemed to suck the life out of them...sad really...especially for the horny teenagers deprived of fit teachers...

    Sarah from Day of the Dead still has my vote, definitely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinionZombie View Post
    Sarah from Day of the Dead still has my vote, definitely.
    Agreed, with Asia a close second.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinionZombie View Post
    Ah we never had a fit science teacher, all oldies or comb over blokes ... we had a fit female art teacher though, so she was my school teacher fantasy, lol.
    had A history teacher who was a Native American and banging hot. What a hot ass. The rest not so much, to say the least
    The Gym teacher was super butch (no surprise there) but pretty nice considering I didnt do s**t in Gym class.

    Had a hot American Studies prof in college. Young and tasty plus super chill. During a film in the darkened class I reached for my coat pocket hanging on my chair somehow missed. She was somehow sitting behind me and I totally groped her inner thigh almost at the sweet spot. I almost had a heart attack.
    After the film ended she said
    "that film was exciting, but not as exciting as when he grabbed my thigh"

    Embarressing, but she was really cool.
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    lol, damn you Coma, you've always got the coolest stories.

    When I was in the Sixth Form there was a new teacher who joined to teach psychology, she was barely older than we were it seemed, she was pretty darn fit. A mate of mine specifically chose to continue doing Psychology class because she was fit, haha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinionZombie View Post
    lol, damn you Coma, you've always got the coolest stories.

    When I was in the Sixth Form there was a new teacher who joined to teach psychology, she was barely older than we were it seemed, she was pretty darn fit. A mate of mine specifically chose to continue doing Psychology class because she was fit, haha.
    Thank you kind sir
    Its my claim to fame

    Psych is 6th grade is cool, hottie teacher or not. Even in Gifted classes we get treated like dumbasses.

    My Psych teacher was great. His comment that beating the meat cures insomnia was legendary. Coulve got him fired in this tightass land O' ours. BEst teach I ever had along with my Art teacher in HS. The only 2 who gave 2 sh*ts about me. Word.
    Up, Up and Away! ARRRRRGHGGGH

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    coma. what happened to you in chat the other day. ya your posts do rule

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    Quote Originally Posted by coma View Post
    My Psych teacher was great. His comment that beating the meat cures insomnia was legendary. Coulve got him fired in this tightass land O' ours. BEst teach I ever had along with my Art teacher in HS. The only 2 who gave 2 sh*ts about me. Word.
    My buddy shagged our drama teacher in the huts one lunchtime and told a few of us to watch. He was even kind enough to let us sniff his fingers after.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HLS View Post
    coma. what happened to you in chat the other day. ya your posts do rule
    Thanks!
    Some of the posts I write are like my short stories and comics. My Comics are...uh...original.

    I was testing it to see if it would run, I had problems with it in the past but now it seems to work. Yippie! My brother was visiting so I didnt have time to stay on long, but I will try again.
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    Cripes!!!

    Where was all this cool shiite at my high school?! We just had ming-hags and old dudes...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinionZombie View Post
    Where was all this cool shiite at my high school?! We just had ming-hags and old dudes...
    ...with grey shirts and kipper ties. It was in my day. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by CapnKnut View Post
    ...with grey shirts and kipper ties. It was in my day. LOL
    I had a hippie teacher with long hair and a Abe Lincoln beard. He sat cross legged on his desk and seemed to like the stoned kids. What a guy.
    Up, Up and Away! ARRRRRGHGGGH

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    Now thats what I call a teacher. Laidback, stoned, pacifistic with an Abe beard.

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