YES!! It's March 14th!!!

[Debbieangel]

So what's all this about anyway? Do you really want to know??? I am reading and not believing LOL... good thing I am not drinking my diet pepsi I would be spitting all over my monitor! LOL Sorry Capn you missed the whole day!!! Oooh hey does Beefstew count???LOL

[Tricky]

I had to make do with a bag of beef crisps and a free amatuer porn site

[MinionZombie]

I had to make do with a bag of beef crisps and a free amatuer porn site Livin' the dream dude, livin' the dream ... at least you had beef crisps! All I got was lousy pornos followed by a day of technological failures (ain't half pissed me off today I tell thee).

[HLS]

Or better yet, both at the same time? A meal for two! HEHEHE That reminds me of the scene in the movie American Wedding where he gets a blow job in a restaurant and his dad grabs him and hes standing in the middle of the restaurant with a boner and his pants down. priceless!

[coma]

HEHEHE That reminds me of the scene in the movie American Wedding where he gets a blow job in a restaurant and his dad grabs him and hes standing in the middle of the restaurant with a boner and his pants down. priceless! Heres another recollection for my life O weirdness Im 16 getting head from My GF. Im about to pop. Actually starting to pop off. Her little sister runs in. I pull my jacket over my Johnny. Lil sis jumps on my lap. Im totally busting off all inside my coat while pushing her off me. "GET OFF ME!" . she's confused. I'm horrified. My coat is messy, sticky and stinky. Whatta Buzzkill!

[slickwilly13]

Heres another recollection for my life O weirdness Im 16 getting head from My GF. Im about to pop. Actually starting to pop off. Her little sister runs in. I pull my jacket over my Johnny. Lil sis jumps on my lap. Im totally busting off all inside my coat while pushing her off me. "GET OFF ME!" . she's confused. I'm horrified. My coat is messy, sticky and stinky. Whatta Buzzkill! That's funny. Ever been teethed? That's a buzzkiller.

[MinionZombie]

Jesus H. HappySack, Coma ... you've led a crazy ass life. How little was this little sister? I bet that was the most panicked you've been, or at least Top 10 Top Coma Panic Moments anyway?

[capncnut]

Im 16 getting head from My GF. Im about to pop. Actually starting to pop off. Her little sister runs in. I pull my jacket over my Johnny. Lil sis jumps on my lap. Im totally busting off all inside my coat while pushing her off me. LOL, that must have been a difficult one to overcum.

[coma]

That's funny. Ever been teethed? That's a buzzkiller. Yup, I was drunk. Didnt notice. Got a scar. Ow! Friggin succubus! Jesus H. HappySack, Coma ... you've led a crazy ass life. How little was this little sister? I bet that was the most panicked you've been, or at least Top 10 Top Coma Panic Moments anyway? Yeah, I used to do pretty much whatever I felt like. My Brother said I was a walking ID. She was 12. My GF was 15 , I was 16. I have has worse things happen. Much worse. Like the above response to getting toothed. LOL, that must have been a difficult one to overcum. BAW!!!