Something for the female members (guys can look too)

[HLS]

All programs failed with my ex-husband. I had to trade him in for a newer model. The newer model failed. The Jackass 2.5 and stupidity 3.0 is all that worked. lmao!

[DjfunkmasterG]

That is standard programming for any male. It comes at no extra charge and works with no furhter upgrades.

[Graebel]

Some men can lick their own eyebrows . Ummm, that probably wasn't one of the reasons I was thinking about. HLS, I think you forgot about Delusions of Grandeur 8.0. That one is usually functional too.

[DjfunkmasterG]

Ummm, that probably wasn't one of the reasons I was thinking about. HLS, I think you forgot about Delusions of Grandeur 8.0. That one is usually functional too. Thank God we come with "Silence Nagging Woman 1.1" Another great and functional program, no further upgrades needed either. No man has delusions we all know we're great and hung like a horse!

[Graebel]

Thank God we come with "Silence Nagging Woman 1.1" Another great and functional program, no further upgrades needed either. DJ, if you'd update your..."Do it the first time" 1.0 chip you wouldn't need that other program.

[DjfunkmasterG]

"Do it the first time 1.0" conflicts with "sit on your ass 1.0", which is another great piece of software that again requires no further upgrade. Maybe the ladies should upgrade to "dinner and footrub 9.1", then maybe "do it the first time 1.0" wouldn't conflict with "sit on your ass 1.0" However, there are plenty of "Dinner and ???" programs you ladies could install but since the forum is rated PG-13 I really can't go into those programs at this time. Oh for good measure, "Morning nookie 2.2" is another great program you gals should look into. I know you think jesus why so many programs... well in order to make the perfect female it requires a lot of upgrades and tweaks. MWAH!

[dmbfanintn]

"Do it the first time 1.0" conflicts with "sit on your ass 1.0", which is another great piece of software that again requires no further upgrade. Maybe the ladies should upgrade to "dinner and footrub 9.1", then maybe "do it the first time 1.0" wouldn't conflict with "sit on your ass 1.0" However, there are plenty of "Dinner and ???" programs you ladies could install but since the forum is rated PG-13 I really can't go into those programs at this time. Oh for good measure, "Morning nookie 2.2" is another great program you gals should look into. I know you think jesus why so many programs... well in order to make the perfect female it requires a lot of upgrades and tweaks. MWAH! My new most favorite post ever!!!!!!

[Graebel]

"Do it the first time 1.0" conflicts with "sit on your ass 1.0", which is another great piece of software that again requires no further upgrade. Maybe the ladies should upgrade to "dinner and footrub 9.1", then maybe "do it the first time 1.0" wouldn't conflict with "sit on your ass 1.0" However, there are plenty of "Dinner and ???" programs you ladies could install but since the forum is rated PG-13 I really can't go into those programs at this time. Oh for good measure, "Morning nookie 2.2" is another great program you gals should look into. I know you think jesus why so many programs... well in order to make the perfect female it requires a lot of upgrades and tweaks. MWAH! Oh god, I don't think I could put enough smilies. I just fell completely off my chair laughing. You're right if we were going to list programs we'd be here all night. I think my favorite would be Mandatory Fair Play 6.9 Oh ****, the moderators are going to get me for that one.

[MapMan]

The way things are going in my life I'll be using Master Beta 1.0 for a while.

[DjfunkmasterG]

Don't sweat it... Master Beta 1.0 works very well, and the nice part is, it ignores nagging 7.5 and bitch and moan 10.2. Most of all it comes in very HANDY during PMS 28.0.

[Adrenochrome]

Tom I never knew you had Jungle Fever too!!!! It's a good thing to have! Indeed.....I do love the chocolate. "Do it the first time 1.0" conflicts with "sit on your ass 1.0", which is another great piece of software that again requires no further upgrade. Maybe the ladies should upgrade to "dinner and footrub 9.1", then maybe "do it the first time 1.0" wouldn't conflict with "sit on your ass 1.0" However, there are plenty of "Dinner and ???" programs you ladies could install but since the forum is rated PG-13 I really can't go into those programs at this time. Oh for good measure, "Morning nookie 2.2" is another great program you gals should look into. I know you think jesus why so many programs... well in order to make the perfect female it requires a lot of upgrades and tweaks. MWAH! CLASSIC DJ!!!!!

[DjfunkmasterG]

Thank you thank You... I'm here all year!

[Graebel]

Most of all it comes in very HANDY during PMS 28.0. Wow. Your ex must have been running an old version.

[Adrenochrome]

Wow. Your ex must have been running an old version. oh my.....that deserves a ^5. Touche, my dear,....touche.

[DjfunkmasterG]

Well I dunno if she upgraded or not, but DAMN, version 28.0 was no phucking picnic let me tell you! Thank God for divorce 1.0, a program that has been around for quite sometime, only has one problem... The alimony virus!