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  1. 30-Oct-2008 #31
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    george:"screw the zombies, lets get under the coat and get our freak on"?
    chris:" george, you left your little blue pills at home, can ya do the deed?"
  2. 30-Oct-2008 #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Debbieangel View Post
    george:"screw the zombies, lets get under the coat and get our freak on"?
    chris:" george, you left your little blue pills at home, can ya do the deed?"
    Bwaaa!

    Here's a play on Hellsing's one:



    Guy in check shirt: "LOL, dude. How cool is this, we're extras in Dawn Of The Dead!"
    Guy in black shirt: "Shut the f**k up and stop hogging the reefer!"


    Okay folks, let's get more entries in before closing. Not long now...
  3. 30-Oct-2008 #33
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    George:"Call McDonalds,tell them ole George wants his usual,two burgers,large fries, and my usual gallon of coffee"
    Chris:"Ah, George I just saw the workers from McDonalds OUTSIDE, they are DEAD, they are all messed up"
  4. 30-Oct-2008 #34
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    George: "I don't wanna work, I just wanna bang on these drums all day."
    Christine: Oh in the name of all that is holy, will you please SHUT THE F*CK UP!
    ALWAYS BET ON DEAD!
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    GAR: Chris we've been over this already!! I know you want to get your acting career off the ground but I could only write you in for this bit part!! You're not angry are you? Don't worry I'll make it up to you tonight.

    Chris: F**k off Hippie !! I knew I should have married Russo.



    FEAR IS THE OLDEST TOOL OF POWER. IF WE ARE DISTRACTED BY THE FEAR OF THOSE AROUND US THEN IT KEEPS US FROM SEEING THE ACTIONS OF THOSE ABOVE US.

    I DIDN'T KILL NOBODY. I DIDN'T RAPE NOBODY. THAT'S IT. ~ Manny Ramirez commenting on his use of a banned substance.

    "We kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong" ~ Unknown

    "TO DOUBT EVERYTHING OR TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING ARE TWO EQUALLY CONVIENIENT SOLUTIONS: THEY BOTH DISPENSE WITH THE NEED FOR THOUGHT"

    "All i care about is money and the city that I'm from, imma sip until I feel it, Imma smoke it till' it's done, I don't really give fuck and my excuse is that I'm young,and I'm only getting older, sombody shoulda told ya, I'm on one !"
  6. 31-Oct-2008 #36
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    *george leans over to christine*


    Christine: George, if you point your finger at me and tell me to pull it again......
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    "What is that smell? Are you sure you can't smell anything? I swear. .that is awful!! What is that?"

    "George. . when was the last time you washed your lucky scarf?"
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  8. 31-Oct-2008 #38
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    George: "I can't be certain, but I think I just sharted."

    Christine: "And you wonder why Stephen King stopped calling?"
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    George: Yeehaw! I just downloaded another movie for free. Screw the man!
    Christine: Babe, downloading Night of the Living Dead over 300 times is not exactly what I'd call screwing the man.
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    Chris: George we've been going in circles for hours and I'm getting car sick. Will you stop and ask someone for directions already?

    GAR: Dammitt Chris, for the last time I am not lost!!



    FEAR IS THE OLDEST TOOL OF POWER. IF WE ARE DISTRACTED BY THE FEAR OF THOSE AROUND US THEN IT KEEPS US FROM SEEING THE ACTIONS OF THOSE ABOVE US.

    I DIDN'T KILL NOBODY. I DIDN'T RAPE NOBODY. THAT'S IT. ~ Manny Ramirez commenting on his use of a banned substance.

    "We kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong" ~ Unknown

    "TO DOUBT EVERYTHING OR TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING ARE TWO EQUALLY CONVIENIENT SOLUTIONS: THEY BOTH DISPENSE WITH THE NEED FOR THOUGHT"

    "All i care about is money and the city that I'm from, imma sip until I feel it, Imma smoke it till' it's done, I don't really give fuck and my excuse is that I'm young,and I'm only getting older, sombody shoulda told ya, I'm on one !"
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    George: Dance with me, Chris. Dance the dance of life!!
    Chris: F*ck. Off.
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    GAr: Who do these people think they are!?! Do they think they can just Air Night of the Living Dead with impunity and not compensate me for it!?! I'm tired of being buttraped DAMN THEM!! They will rue the day they messed with GAR the Terrible!?! I will unleash my hordes of the undead on an unsuspecting population, tonight infact, and they will know that I am the true master of horror... BWAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!

    Chris: Jesus he's finally gone Bye,Bye.

    Dudes in the back: Pay up, I told you he'd snap by the time we finished production!!



    FEAR IS THE OLDEST TOOL OF POWER. IF WE ARE DISTRACTED BY THE FEAR OF THOSE AROUND US THEN IT KEEPS US FROM SEEING THE ACTIONS OF THOSE ABOVE US.

    I DIDN'T KILL NOBODY. I DIDN'T RAPE NOBODY. THAT'S IT. ~ Manny Ramirez commenting on his use of a banned substance.

    "We kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong" ~ Unknown

    "TO DOUBT EVERYTHING OR TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING ARE TWO EQUALLY CONVIENIENT SOLUTIONS: THEY BOTH DISPENSE WITH THE NEED FOR THOUGHT"

    "All i care about is money and the city that I'm from, imma sip until I feel it, Imma smoke it till' it's done, I don't really give fuck and my excuse is that I'm young,and I'm only getting older, sombody shoulda told ya, I'm on one !"
  13. 31-Oct-2008 #43
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    George: "Chris, this one's a classic! Why did the zombie cross the road?"
    Chris: "Yes I know, George. To eat the chickens."
  14. 31-Oct-2008 #44
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    gar "hey look hun, im a dancing zombie."
    chris: mumbles "what was i thinking when i married this man"
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    GAR: Check it out, I just voted for Nader!

    Christine: You're giving me a headache George and for once I'm not faking it!
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