Post Your Favorite Movie Quote Thread!

[DjfunkmasterG]

Good list Chakobsa. Some really great quotes and films.

[Maitreya]

Samuel jackson from snakes on the plane "I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MOTHER ****ING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER ****ING PLANE!!!!!!!" I was searching this entire thread hoping nobody had posted this one... "****ing bitch, get off my dick!" -Guy who got bit on the dick in Snakes on a Plane

[Mike70]

Peter Finch as Howard Beale from Network - 1976 Howard Beale: "I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's work, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TV's while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.' Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad. [shouting] You've got to say, 'I'm a HUMAN BEING, Goddamnit! My life has VALUE!' So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, 'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!' I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - 'I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad!... You've got to say, 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis. But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it: Howard Beale: [screaming at the top of his lungs] "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" network is one of the funniest movies ever. kudos for this one. and you can blow the seminal infrastructure out your ass as well anyone up for the ho chi minh hour?

[DjfunkmasterG]

I was searching this entire thread hoping nobody had posted this one... "****ing bitch, get off my dick!" -Guy who got bit on the dick in Snakes on a Plane When I watched SOAP, and that scene happened I laughed my ass off. I thought that was hilarious. One of the best moments in the movie. I don't care if it flopped. it was an entertaining popcorn action flick.

[LouCipherr]

Gonzo: "Did you just see what god just did to us?" Duke: "God didn't do that, you did it! You're a f*cking narcotics agent, that was our cocaine you pig! _______ Jules: There's a passage I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation... Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"

[Adrenochrome]

Both from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Raoul Duke: "How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?" Voice of Drug Film Narrator: "Know your dope fiend. You will not be able to see his eyes because of tea shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim."

[Chakobsa]

Both from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Raoul Duke: "How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?" Voice of Drug Film Narrator: "Know your dope fiend. You will not be able to see his eyes because of tea shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim." Thanks a lot man, just about choked on my breakfast when I read that last one.

[MinionZombie]

How can people loathe American Psycho?! It's a friggin' excellent movie, Bale is absolutely unhinged in it, the 80's power excess is a great backdrop for one man's corporate madness, and again - Bale is just the friggin' man in the flick. Two thumbs fresh for American Psycho - (Shame about American Psycho 2 ... *ug* ... it sullies the good name)

[LouCipherr]

I have no idea, MZ, but a lot of the people I know think I'm NUTS for liking that movie. I personally think it's absolutely fantastic and Bale just hammers out those acting chops like a friggin' pro. American Psycho, gooooooood! Bateman: "I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?" Bateman: "Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that I really didn't understand any of their work. It was too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. " (puts aside the CD and takes out another one) "I think 'Invisible Touch' is the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility, at the same time it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship and sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Take the lyrics to "Land of Confusion." In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problem of abusive political authority. "In Too Deep" is the most moving pop song of the 1980s about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Phill Collins solo efforts seem to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying in a narrower way, especially songs like "In the Air Tonight" and "Against All Odds." But I also think that Phill Collins works better within the confines of the group than as a solo artist-and I stress the word artist. This is "Sussudio," a great, great song, a personal favorite..." his obsession with 80's music is one of the most comical things about the movie. I will never think of Huey Lewis the same ever again.

[bassman]

"They say that dreams are only real as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?" - Long Haired Man in "Waking Life" "You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your f*cking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." - Tyler Durden in "Fight Club"

[LouCipherr]

Clerks: Dante: Thirty-seven?! (to CUSTOMER) My girlfriend sucked thirty-seven d*cks! Customer: In a row? Dante: Every time I kiss you now I'm going to taste thirty-six other guys.

[DjfunkmasterG]

Clerks: Dante: Thirty-seven?! (to CUSTOMER) My girlfriend sucked thirty-seven d*cks! Customer: In a row? Dante: Every time I kiss you now I'm going to taste thirty-six other guys. LMAO I my favorite from Kevin Smith's Dogma Loki: "Who's House? Runs house. I said whose house... Run's house... Say what... Martin... Martin."

[MinionZombie]

Oh my, the two Clerks films are just utterly quote worthy to biblical proportions ... ya little porch monkey! And in case you didn't know, "you never go ass-to-mouth!"

[EvilNed]

Here's a bunch, some of them from TV-series, some from movies. "Jonathan! Jonathan! Jonathan!" - Chanting crowd, Rollerball "See what happens Larry? You see what happens Larry, when you f*ck a stranger in the ass!?" - Walter, The Big Lebowski "Damn! We're in a tight spot." - Ulysses, Oh Brother "This is not the end. You haven't read it yet." - Sutter Cane, In the Mouth of Madness "We won't kill indiscriminately. No... selectively. We don't want to break up families." - Colqhoun, Ravenous "Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!" - Spanish Inquisitor, Monty Python and the Flying Circus

[LouCipherr]

"There was only ONE 'return' and it was of the JEDI!" Do I even need to say where that came from?