Well life sure knows how to deal you the 1-2 punch

[blind2d]

I second the motion of Kaos! That sounded kind of cool, I thought. Hey, bacon boys! I like your style...

[DjfunkmasterG]

May not have to go to Philly now... Got an offer in Baltimore, MD... details to follow.

[LouCipherr]

Is it at a bacon factory? If not, pass on that shit...

[DjfunkmasterG]

Is it at a bacon factory? If not, pass on that shit... If it was I would have had them call you... so I know you could die happy in a dream job. Quality Assurance Inspector of BACON! BTW, your above post was #3000 I think.

[ProfessorChaos]

best wishes on the job hunt, dj. you could use some good news coming your way. oh, and is this lou?

[LouCipherr]

If it was I would have had them call you... so I know you could die happy in a dream job. Quality Assurance Inspector of BACON! BTW, your above post was #3000 I think. DAMN RIGHT! "Lou Cipherr, reporting for BACON INSPECTION, SIR!" Awesome! I hit the 3000 mark! Further proving I have no life! oh, and is this lou? *snicker* Could be, but I'm a bit less annoying than Mr. Mac... well, at least some people might think so.

[DjfunkmasterG]

I feel sorry for the bacon company though... once lou gets done with quality taste testing there won't be any bacon left for any of us, although those who have money in pork bellies will go broke and be homeless.

[LouCipherr]

I feel sorry for the bacon company though... once lou gets done with quality taste testing there won't be any bacon left for any of us, although those who have money in pork bellies will go broke and be homeless. Hey man, someone has to QC the bacon, might as well be me.

[DjfunkmasterG]

Well i got the stitches out today... 2 days early. I am a fast healer. Kinda glad they are out They were starting to itch like a MOFO. My back and left elbow will have a nice sized scar, and thankfully chicks dig scars. I have heard bacon is the all powerful healing technique for scars.... Lou is this true?

[slickwilly13]

Blasphemy! Blasphemy, part 2! Carrot bacon.

[Publius]

Zooks, missed this thread. So sorry to hear about your mother, DJ. I hope you recover fully from the heart attack and best wishes on the job search!

[Legion2213]

if I eat Bacon, it will be the real thing or NOTHING! Just got word about a Job lead... Have to go to Philadelphia on Monday Damn straight Deej - If it didn't come from a pig, it ain't bacon. Sorry to hear about all the stuff going down for you at the moment...the fact that you are here and still kicking against the pricks says a Hell of a lot about you as a person. You are like the JCVD of the boards! Hope you are well on the road to full fitness soon.

[DjfunkmasterG]

Thanks guys... Yeah i don't give up that easily. I will give up when I die. .... from eating too much BACON!!!!

[Debbieangel]

Wowww DJ you have been through so much..sorry I just saw this thread!! Sorry to hear about your mom! My prayers are with you!!! I hope you things start turning around for you soonest!!! Take care of yourself!!!

[LouCipherr]

I have heard bacon is the all powerful healing technique for scars.... Lou is this true? Damn right! Bacon heals all wounds, and even eliminates scars. Trust me on this. Carrot bacon. Blasphemy #3! We'll have no more of that! Damn straight Deej - If it didn't come from a pig, it ain't bacon. Legion is a wise man, adhere to his words of wisdom!