It begins...

[Neil]

* WARNING! * Extremely gruesome picture(s) of outcome of the attack! - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!! - http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runnin...i_cannibal.php

[LouCipherr]

How is that? One to the chest, two to the head? Or are you going to dog me out and pummel me with a baseball bat? Don't use a blade, it'll get stuck in my thick skull. Don't you worry about our methods, non-believer! You will be dealt with when the time is right! Your soul will be fed to the jackyls while you flesh is feasted upon by the living dead from Florida! (which, now that I think about it, might be a problem since most retirees in Florida don't have any teeth. Shit. This is going to be an issue...) Police: Hackensack man stabbed himself and threw intestines at officers HACKENSACK — A man who stabbed himself repeatedly in front of police — and then threw his skin and intestines at them — remains in critical condition Tuesday morning, police said. The officers ordered him to drop the 12-inch kitchen knife, but he didn’t. Carter is accused of swinging the knife at officers, police said. The officers sprayed two cans of pepper spray at the man without any effect. This one interests me, and further proves the end is near! Did you notice this in that article? "No charges have been filed because of the unusual nature of the case, Heinemann said. He said he believes that drug use or mental illness may have contributed to Carter’s behavior, but that hasn’t been confirmed." Once again, blaming drugs again before they even know the real story. Why not, I mean, drugs have been around for centuries, and we've heard LOTS of stories about people eating other people's faces while on drugs, and we've heard TONS of stories of people stabbing themselves and throwing their guts at police officers! That shit happens all the time! Nothing to see here folks, business as usual! *hides behind sofa with laptop* What did I tell you? It's coming, and you better be ready for it.

[Mr. Clean]

Thanks Neil! I really honestly can't believe the other man is still alive. Just blows my mind.

[LouCipherr]

Hey, anyone find it weirdly coincidental that University of Florida prepared a "ZOMBIE ATTACK Disaster Preparedness Simulation Exercise #5" paper? Seriously. Link: http://www.astro.ufl.edu/~jybarra/zombieplan.pdf "Purpose: The purpose of this exercise is to discern appropriate strategies for responding to a zombie attack and/or infection that might affect the University of Florida campus. " Oh, REALLY?!

[Mr. Clean]

LOL tell me that's a joke(zombie plan)

[LouCipherr]

LOL tell me that's a joke(zombie plan) I don't know for sure, but it was written by the University of Florida (interesting, considering the face-chewer happened in FL too, eh?) and nothing in that report/plan is written as a 'joke' that I can tell. Coincidence? I THINK NOT! Let's review some of the events that have happened over the past week or so, shall we? 5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation: Students Breaking Out In Rash http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html 5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare 5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/lagrange/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester 5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident http://www.ajc.com/news/atlanta/i-285-reopens-after-1444793.html 5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html 5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html 5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html 5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5iw_pnt2B51JrvAHfTrDmC4e7Jz2A?docId=CNG.67c29 575f79ed105f4a29a0f979594ab.21 5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police (we already know about this one, no link needed) 5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402 5/27 Man in critical condition after allegedly stabbing self, throwing intestines at police http://www.northjersey.com/news/Hackensack_man_stabs_self_throws_intenstines_at_po lice.html Keep in mind, this all happened between May 16th and today. Apparently one of the cases was near Atlanta and made its way to Florida. What's so special about Atlanta? It's the HQ for the damn CDC!!!!!!!!!!

[MoonSylver]

I'm with ya Lou. Get down here in the bunker with me & we'll be safe while I contact other belivers,

[Rumsfeld]

Lou, if serious, has turned into Procrustes.

[LouCipherr]

I'm with ya Lou. Get down here in the bunker with me & we'll be safe while I contact other believer Good. You're a stong ally to have, Moon. I've already determined that Bass is gonna have to get left behind too. He's a non-believer, just like that Aces character, so we'll feed them both to the undead while we make our escape! Lou, if serious, has turned into Procrustes. "Procrustes or "the stretcher [who hammers out the metal]", also known as Prokoptas or Damastes "subduer", was a rogue smith and bandit from Attica who physically attacked people by stretching them or cutting off their legs, so as to force them to fit the size of an iron bed." But, I'm not trying to get people to fit in an iron bed. I'm trying to warn people about the coming apocalypse! All the signs are there, you just have to read them! On a serious note: I'm not being serious. Wait, what? That being said, I just think it's quite funny and damn entertaining the way the news has been flowing from May 16th 'till now. It's pure comedy gold. How can someone not take the ball and run with it? Now, stop bugging me, all of you - I had to come out from behind my couch to type this, and that leaves me open to infection! *runs and hides in closet with laptop* *puts on tinfoil hat and waits for Moon to arrive at base camp*

[Thorn]

http://www.thegic.org/video/florida-...#ixzz1wG9jysHu Cover up?

[Sammich]

Dr. Millard Rausch's response to the naysayers:

[Jason Edwards]

One could say that those men in Miami had a face off...

[MoonSylver]

I'm trying to warn people about the coming apocalypse! All the signs are there, you just have to read them! Now, stop bugging me, all of you - I had to come out from behind my couch to type this, and that leaves me open to infection! *runs and hides in closet with laptop* *puts on tinfoil hat and waits for Moon to arrive at base camp* *Shhhh* I'm here cupcake. I'm here. "Now I'm in the closet too."

[JonOfTheShred]

I don't know for sure, but it was written by the University of Florida (interesting, considering the face-chewer happened in FL too, eh?) and nothing in that report/plan is written as a 'joke' that I can tell. Coincidence? I THINK NOT! Let's review some of the events that have happened over the past week or so, shall we? 5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation: Students Breaking Out In Rash http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html 5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare 5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/lagrange/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester 5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident http://www.ajc.com/news/atlanta/i-285-reopens-after-1444793.html 5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html 5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html 5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html 5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5iw_pnt2B51JrvAHfTrDmC4e7Jz2A?docId=CNG.67c29 575f79ed105f4a29a0f979594ab.21 5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police (we already know about this one, no link needed) 5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402 5/27 Man in critical condition after allegedly stabbing self, throwing intestines at police http://www.northjersey.com/news/Hackensack_man_stabs_self_throws_intenstines_at_po lice.html Keep in mind, this all happened between May 16th and today. Apparently one of the cases was near Atlanta and made its way to Florida. What's so special about Atlanta? It's the HQ for the damn CDC!!!!!!!!!! Seems you frequent the same conspiracy forums I do. Or perhaps a google search shot you over to GLP. In any case, here's a few more funky articles to consider: Man strangles / bites lips off kittens http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2012-05-30/news/os-kittens-strangled-abuse-20120530_1_kittens-website-animals-bit Man bites police dog http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/28/man-bites-police-dog_n_1386496.html Man bites cousins nose off http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html Stolen medical equipment may carry deadly brain disease http://www.cfnews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/news/article.html/content/news/articles/cfn/2012/5/17/stolen_medical_equip.html There was also the disease researcher that got gunned down OUTSIDE OF A SCHOOL. Seemed like a hit to me. -- -------- Post added at 09:59 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:39 PM ---------- The chances of a zombie uprising happening is about the same as me saying that Scorpion King 3 deserves an Oscar. You just DID say "Scorpion King 3 deserves an Oscar," even if one needs to take it out of context to read it that way. Scorpion King 3 deserves an Oscar. See? I didn't ADD anything, only deleted.

[DjfunkmasterG]

Lou was telling me about your little discussion. I have already spoken with him and set plans into motion. those within the circle have specific duties to carry out. That is all.