What would you do if dead starts to walk

[Brubaker]

if theliving dead attacked id be ****ed because 1. my family is lazy as hell 2. the best weaponn we have is a cleaver but if i were to leave i would go to the local gun store get a light handgun as much ammo as i could carry. then i would go to the store get some food and pop. and go to sam goody get a boom box, batteries, and some quiet riot cds. then go hold up on a tall building and wait for the whole thing to end. Of all bands, why Quiet Riot?

[hseiken]

What would you do if dead starts to walk? I probably wouldn't notice as I don't go out much. However, seeing as though I'm in the military, I'd probably have no choice but to do what I'm told, sadly. Sucks to be me, I guess.

[panic]

I think I would block off the street where my apartment is with a couple of old cars, then go house to house in the neighborhood looking for supplies. At some point I'd set up a webcam so I can keep an eye on stuff outside the apartment without opening the blinds. I might go driving around a bit if I could boost a car, but I'd always come back. In the end, I think I'd just write strange poetry as I slowly went mad. /p

[placebo]

Marie, you are a funny girl!! Just to let you know, baked beans are not a favorite of this guy! I'd eat zombie testicles before I even consider even one slimy little baked friggin bean!!! Baked beans are the bain of human existance!! Except for "boston baked beans", the candy ones not real beans. Yeah the lion plan sounds like a solid one. Never thought of it before. The first thing I would do is start collecting breast implants from dead zombie chicks and sell them on eBay. 2nd thing would be to hit every porn shop in the midwest and round up all the black fist dildos I could find, and of course, sell them on eBay. 3rd would be to hunt down Micheal Jackson, stuff a black fist dildo down his throat, rip one of his cheeks off of his face, and yeah you got it, sell it on eBay. Then I'd draw a hot and horny cartoon about incestuous Rabbis high on formeldahyde and rice pudding and send a copy to Dick Cheney, then sell a copy on ebay. 4th I'd stock up on 55 gallon drums of that orange powder they put on puke in grade school and continuously snort lines of it off a dead zombie chicks navel. 5th........man,,,,whatever.......you get the idea...

[Svengoolie]

I'd get myself a shovel...'cause we'd all be in deep sh!t.

[T-Fizzle]

Though I hate Walmart with a passion, it'd the Ideal place to be. (Super Walmart) Think about it. They have metal gates at both front entrances where the old people welcome you. There is plenty of food, water, sporting goods, and guns. Plus you could hook up an xbox 360, pop in Dead Rising, and use it for research.

[Wooley]

Though I hate Walmart with a passion, it'd the Ideal place to be. (Super Walmart) Think about it. They have metal gates at both front entrances where the old people welcome you. There is plenty of food, water, sporting goods, and guns. Plus you could hook up an xbox 360, pop in Dead Rising, and use it for research. I think I completely covered why this plan was a bad idea on page three.

[Mister Chrome]

Well, the last time I answered one of these prompts I was living in a small community 50 miles west of the city, so my answer was much different. Now that I've moved back to the much-closer suburbs, I think I'd have to change my survival strategy. Here goes: 1.) Gather all family members (conveniently, everyone lives within 1 mile of each) and their vehicles at my apartment complex. Invite my friend who is a police officer in town to join us (with his family, all of his guns, and his squad car, of course). 2.) Stock up on food and supplies at the grocery store which is one block away. Stock up on ammunition and guns from the gun shop 1 mile away. 3.) Secure the empty apartments next to me and above me, and make an alliance with the young couple on the 3rd floor. This will basically allow everyone in my family to have their own apartment, but we collectively will control the building. 4.) Park vans in the front and back, blocking off those entrances at ground level, but allowing us to use the exterior and interior stairs to reach each other AND the basement. 5.) Park a line of cars (approximately 5) connecting the van blocking the back entrance to the row of brick garages. This will allow for a quick car-roof escape path through a horde of zombies to the roof of the garages. The garages (approximately 50 connected garage units) form a brick barrier between the apartment complex and the nearby railroad tracks. Escapees can jump from the garage roof down onto the tracks or to nearby train cars for further escapes. 6.) Wait for Svengoolie to show up with a convoy of badass bikers, then take over the whole town. 7.) Amass further power once the town is secured, then begin liberating other nearby towns, working our way towards Cicero. 8.) Liberate Cicero, appoint Svengoolie as Baron of Berwyn and Count of Cicero. 9.) Host the 1st annual Real Zombie Flashback Weekend in Cicero at the newly rehabbed DCBurny Drive-In Theatre (formerly the Bel-Air). Special guests include local Chicago filmmakers Rusty Nails, Kris Velasquez, and John Borowski. 10.) Open up a private gentlemen's club in Berwyn called The Sunset Inn, featuring strippers, a gentlemen's dress code of leisure suits, and a bar stocked with only the finest martini ingredients and Old Style beer (in a can). Well, I hope this answers the question about what I would do if the dead walked. M.C.

[TheWalkingDude]

Ok new idea from me. First i would get me a big tractor. Something like an IH or John Deere. Then i would put a snow blower on the back. Yes they make big ones. My neighbor growing up had one. The blades where 6 feet so that would slice and dice thru any horde of zombies. Put spikes on the side so they couldnt climb up very easilyt and keep pistols and shotguns in the cab. Sure might be slow moving but i could wipe out alot of them and just keep doing it over and ove and over

[Angry312]

1.) Go to the French Quarter's biggest bar. 2.) Seal in myself and a contortionist nympho behind the barricades. 3.) Cook breakfast. 4.) Drink through lunch. 5.) Find the new ticklish spot on the contortionist. 6.) Drop empty bottles on zombie heads from balcony. 7.) Repeat. Angry312; "I Am Not Dying in a Damned Wal-Mart."

[EvilNed]

What came first the chicken or the egg.... many arguments come down to the fact that eurocentric books claim almost all things were discovered by the west, asiocentric (for want of a better word) claim all creations were theres first... Who do you beleive, I think that this comes down to what you want to beleive. Mother of all languages is genrally accepted as sanscript (think thats the right spelling) though many argue it was latin, though if you trace it back more likly that sanscript was developed firt and helped to create latin which then created english german french etc.. And these texts allowed the formation of meditation with teachings being passed around in written form, meditation was the beginnings of breath control and chi energy which was then developed into martial arts so thoretically this is the beginning of the martial arts, but again this depends on your personal view and what books you read. Now the real question is Jesus Christ black or white or chinese Ancient Egyptian existed before Latin and Sanskrit, and I'm sure there were many languages way before that. European languages mostly derive from a Indo-European language, which is like thousands of years old. Sanskrit and Latin are relatively new languages compared to the old ones! As for Jesus, he was arameic.

[Brubaker]

I think I completely covered why this plan was a bad idea on page three. Yeah, he should at least go to K-Mart since nobody ever shops there