This has to be a joke but I just heard on the radio that scouse medium faker, Derek Acorah, is going to do a one-off show on UK Living where he will try to contact Jade Goody through a seance.
There's no punchline coming, I'm being serious.
I'm certain he will get 'possessed' (he does in every show he's in ) and will start spouting gems like "East Angular" and "am I mingin'?" in a cockney accent. It should be quite funny to watch. That Max Clifford, he's making more money on Jade now than he did when she was alive, the slippery bastard.
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