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    ^^^
    I bet those nipples were harder than a ten cent chisel after that.
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    I wonder if she scratched the paintwork!

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    Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there--on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. [click for more]
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    I already have!

    https://deadshed.blogspot.com/2019/0...aris-1987.html

    In fact, I've done all twelve of the 'L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies' films from Andy Sidaris (the above film being the second one of the collection).

    In that one, of the many things there are to dig, I love how rocket launchers are used as precision indoor weapons.

    Here's the full list:
    Malibu Express - https://deadshed.blogspot.com/2019/0...85-review.html
    Hard Ticket To Hawaii - https://deadshed.blogspot.com/2019/0...aris-1987.html
    Picasso Trigger - https://deadshed.blogspot.com/2019/0...88-review.html
    Savage Beach - https://deadshed.blogspot.com/2019/0...89-review.html
    Guns - https://deadshed.blogspot.com/2019/1...90-review.html
    Do Or Die - https://deadshed.blogspot.com/2020/0...91-review.html
    Hard Hunted - https://deadshed.blogspot.com/2020/0...92-review.html
    Fit To Kill - https://deadshed.blogspot.com/2020/0...93-review.html
    Enemy Gold - https://deadshed.blogspot.com/2020/0...aris-1993.html
    The Dallas Connection - http://deadshed.blogspot.com/2020/11...tian-drew.html
    Day of the Warrior - http://deadshed.blogspot.com/2021/01...96-review.html
    Return to Savage Beach - http://deadshed.blogspot.com/2021/03...y-sidaris.html

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    As I posted my comment, I thought there's the risk of you having already done it - And there's a blu ray edition?
    Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there--on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. [click for more]
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil View Post
    As I posted my comment, I thought there's the risk of you having already done it - And there's a blu ray edition?


    And twelve times over, no less.

    I'm not sure if every single one is out on Blu-Ray, but probably by now. I was watching them on a 12-movie double-sided 3-disc DVD set (the picture quality was ... not great, what with two movies crammed onto both sides of said discs), but it was the full screen versions, so ... extra bewbage at least.

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    Vice Academy (Rick Sloane, 1989):
    http://deadshed.blogspot.com/2024/01...89-review.html

    From 1984 through to the end of the decade, six Police Academy movies were released (a seventh came in the mid-90s). What started out as a raunchy comedy quickly turned into a family franchise with cartoonish gags and even broader characters, rendering it practically a parody of itself. And still, along came Vice Academy, a cheap-as-chips combination of sauciness and spoof, in which a gaggle of goofy police trainees – headed up by Scream Queen legend Linnea Quigley (Sorority Babes In The Slimeball Bowl-o-rama) – attempt to make ten arrests to qualify for graduation. First stop, that most hilarious of subjects: an under-age smut operation … wait, what?!...

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    "...proves to be a T&A movie with an odd lack of T&A"... Lol!
    Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there--on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. [click for more]
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    Destroy All Neighbors (Josh Forbes, 2024):
    http://deadshed.blogspot.com/2024/03...rbes-2024.html

    The nightmare neighbour next door with their loud music blasting all through the night while you lie there in bed awake, eyes bloodshot and weary, wanting to put a stop to it and never having the stones to do it. But what if one day you worked up the gumption to bang on that door and tell them to turn it down … and then accidentally killed them?...

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    Stone Cold (Craig R. Baxley, 1991):
    http://deadshed.blogspot.com/2024/05...91-review.html

    There's an out-of-control biker gang menacing the people of Mississippi and there's only one man brave enough to go undercover, the type of man who has not a dog, but a giant lizard for a pet, the sort of burly slab of beef that has no qualms about walking around in an alarmingly skimpy pair of underpants, the very breed of man who straddles a rumbling road hog and states the bleedin' obvious as if it was profound revelation – his name's Huff, Joe Huff!...

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    Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there--on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. [click for more]
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    Mosquito (Gary Jones, 1994):
    http://deadshed.blogspot.com/2024/07...94-review.html

    Your common or garden mozzies have sucked the blood of an alien lifeform that has crashed to earth, and now they've mutated into giant man-killers and they've got a mad thirst on for some juicy human haemoglobin. So who's gonna save the world? A park ranger, a meteor hunter, and a chainsaw-wielding bank robber, that's who!...
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-J1oa_KMGo

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    Do we need an MZ review of "Frankenstein Island"?
    Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there--on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. [click for more]
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil View Post
    Do we need an MZ review of "Frankenstein Island"?
    The fudge is that?

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