MZ's Movie Review Thread

[beat_truck]

^^^ I bet those nipples were harder than a ten cent chisel after that.

[MinionZombie]

I wonder if she scratched the paintwork!

[Neil]

Ooooh! Do this one!

[MinionZombie]

I already have! https://deadshed.blogspot.com/2019/0...aris-1987.html In fact, I've done all twelve of the 'L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies' films from Andy Sidaris (the above film being the second one of the collection). In that one, of the many things there are to dig, I love how rocket launchers are used as precision indoor weapons. Here's the full list: Malibu Express - https://deadshed.blogspot.com/2019/0...85-review.html Hard Ticket To Hawaii - https://deadshed.blogspot.com/2019/0...aris-1987.html Picasso Trigger - https://deadshed.blogspot.com/2019/0...88-review.html Savage Beach - https://deadshed.blogspot.com/2019/0...89-review.html Guns - https://deadshed.blogspot.com/2019/1...90-review.html Do Or Die - https://deadshed.blogspot.com/2020/0...91-review.html Hard Hunted - https://deadshed.blogspot.com/2020/0...92-review.html Fit To Kill - https://deadshed.blogspot.com/2020/0...93-review.html Enemy Gold - https://deadshed.blogspot.com/2020/0...aris-1993.html The Dallas Connection - http://deadshed.blogspot.com/2020/11...tian-drew.html Day of the Warrior - http://deadshed.blogspot.com/2021/01...96-review.html Return to Savage Beach - http://deadshed.blogspot.com/2021/03...y-sidaris.html

[Neil]

As I posted my comment, I thought there's the risk of you having already done it - And there's a blu ray edition?

[MinionZombie]

As I posted my comment, I thought there's the risk of you having already done it - And there's a blu ray edition? And twelve times over, no less. I'm not sure if every single one is out on Blu-Ray, but probably by now. I was watching them on a 12-movie double-sided 3-disc DVD set (the picture quality was ... not great, what with two movies crammed onto both sides of said discs), but it was the full screen versions, so ... extra bewbage at least.

[MinionZombie]

Vice Academy (Rick Sloane, 1989): http://deadshed.blogspot.com/2024/01...89-review.html From 1984 through to the end of the decade, six Police Academy movies were released (a seventh came in the mid-90s). What started out as a raunchy comedy quickly turned into a family franchise with cartoonish gags and even broader characters, rendering it practically a parody of itself. And still, along came Vice Academy, a cheap-as-chips combination of sauciness and spoof, in which a gaggle of goofy police trainees – headed up by Scream Queen legend Linnea Quigley (Sorority Babes In The Slimeball Bowl-o-rama) – attempt to make ten arrests to qualify for graduation. First stop, that most hilarious of subjects: an under-age smut operation … wait, what?!...

[Neil]

"...proves to be a T&A movie with an odd lack of T&A"... Lol!

[MinionZombie]

Destroy All Neighbors (Josh Forbes, 2024): http://deadshed.blogspot.com/2024/03...rbes-2024.html The nightmare neighbour next door with their loud music blasting all through the night while you lie there in bed awake, eyes bloodshot and weary, wanting to put a stop to it and never having the stones to do it. But what if one day you worked up the gumption to bang on that door and tell them to turn it down … and then accidentally killed them?...

[MinionZombie]

Stone Cold (Craig R. Baxley, 1991): http://deadshed.blogspot.com/2024/05...91-review.html There's an out-of-control biker gang menacing the people of Mississippi and there's only one man brave enough to go undercover, the type of man who has not a dog, but a giant lizard for a pet, the sort of burly slab of beef that has no qualms about walking around in an alarmingly skimpy pair of underpants, the very breed of man who straddles a rumbling road hog and states the bleedin' obvious as if it was profound revelation – his name's Huff, Joe Huff!...

[Neil]

[MinionZombie]

Mosquito (Gary Jones, 1994): http://deadshed.blogspot.com/2024/07...94-review.html Your common or garden mozzies have sucked the blood of an alien lifeform that has crashed to earth, and now they've mutated into giant man-killers and they've got a mad thirst on for some juicy human haemoglobin. So who's gonna save the world? A park ranger, a meteor hunter, and a chainsaw-wielding bank robber, that's who!...

[Neil]

Do we need an MZ review of "Frankenstein Island"?

[MinionZombie]

Do we need an MZ review of "Frankenstein Island"? The fudge is that?