Grand Theft Auto V (video game)

[MinionZombie]

FOUR WEEKS TOMORROW, MOTHERFECKERS!!! I'm hoping that some silly little nuisance won't occur and delay me from playing it - e.g. the Post Man not delivering it on time, that USB drive I had to buy so I could do the mandatory install thing not working (or not being fast enough, even though it's the recommended default go-to stick), or there'll be a power cut, or my Xbox will explode, or something daft ... but hopefully it'll all be just normal, in which case expect a million RandyMarsh.jpg pics to flood the thread.

[LouCipherr]

"Clean-up in aisle 4!" Someone get MZ a towel.

[shootemindehead]

[MinionZombie]

"Clean-up in aisle 4!" Someone get MZ a towel. You're gonna need some hefty materials - you ain't gonna clean this up with some bits of pipe and old golf balls.

[LouCipherr]

You're gonna need some hefty materials - you ain't gonna clean this up with some bits of pipe and old golf balls.

[Tricky]

It's looking good but it's got so many features and I've got so many other games I haven't even completed yet (including GTA4) that I don't think I have enough life to dedicate to it! I'd love to roll back 15 years when I had all the time in the world to game!

[MinionZombie]

Pure and absolute filth: It's essentially pornography. Less than a month, folks!

[Neil]

^^ How is that possible!

[MinionZombie]

^^ How is that possible! Technical wizardry - just look at how beautiful Red Dead Redemption was - I'd often find myself riding up to a cliff edge to watch the sun set over the vast landscape ahead because it just looked so damn good. Then Max Payne 3 just looked incredibly good - so it's just a step-up with each title. It's pretty cool that Rockstar develop their engine and tech over different titles - e.g. the shooting mechanics from GTA IV to RDR to Max Payne 3 to GTA V have evolved a hell of a lot (and they were pretty much spot-on in MP3). Of course, preview shots always look rather impressive - we've not been into the world yet, and you're not moving about in that world. It's two different experiences. I'm sure there'll be certain textures that look a bit rough here and there, but yeah - it does look damn impressive. - - - Updated - - - Some soundtrack info has been leaked:

[Neil]

^^ Wish Red Dead would come to the PC!

[MinionZombie]

^^ Wish Red Dead would come to the PC! I'm really surprised that it didn't get ported to PC - even L.A. Noire made it to PC, and Max Payne 3 hopped onto PC sharpish ... and yet not RDR. Utterly barmy - it's a crackin' game.

[CoinReturn]

http://www.rockstargames.com/newswir...-thursday.html The Official Trailer for Grand Theft Auto V will debut here at the Rockstar Newswire and on the GTAV site this Thursday, August 29th. Details on exact timing forthcoming... All aboard the hype train. WOO WOO!

[MinionZombie]

http://www.rockstargames.com/newswir...-thursday.html All aboard the hype train. WOO WOO! *hops aboard* Yeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaa!!! I can't wait to dive into the world Rockstar have created and go exploring - that sense of wonder at all the new sights, new things to do, and random funny things you see along the way. Hopefully there'll be a lot of "did you guys see this bit over here?" / "not yet, where is it? I did see this crazy place over there, though" etc.

[MinionZombie]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I was reading a Rolling Stone article about the soundtrack - it has it's own score, as well as something like 240 licensed songs of various genres, and Pam Grier is the host of the Soul music radio station. I'm not really much at all into soul music myself, but I'll certainly tune in to hear her chit chat. I've checked the USB drive thingymajig that Rockstar recommended those without a 360 HDD get, and it all seems to be good - so I'm ready baby, I am ready. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna have to go and mop myself clean...

[LouCipherr]

*hands MZ a towel* Dude, I think you're going to need that. This game looks flat-out AWESOME. I cannot wait to get it into my greedy little hands....