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  1. 12-Jul-2006 #1
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    Ask a Ninja reviews... Pirates 2

    http://askaninja.com/episodes/window...a_player?tid=2
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    Is this guy suppose to be funny?
    Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there--on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. [click for more]
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    Dude, I LOVE Ask A Ninja!

    I'd never been to his homepage before, so thanks for the link (just never got around to looking for it, as I usually catch his stuff on youtube).

    Though the review isn't very funny out of context with his other stuff, it's hilarious to me. I've bought into the character, I guess.

    Thanks DJ!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil
    Is this guy suppose to be funny?

    Yes!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DjfunkmasterG
    Yes!
    OK... Just as long as we know he's suppose to be funny...
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    I love the images in your footer, Neil. I'm not really a fan of the sport, but I had some brews and watched it with a buddy. That Zidane guy must have been really angry. Especially if it was supposed to be the last game of his career. Although, I'm sure it's like every other sport where they retire about twenty times.

    That Zidane fella just looks mean. I actually said that before the head-but thing happened. I know that I wouldn't mess with him....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil
    OK... Just as long as we know he's suppose to be funny...

    Yes, I guarantee it is 100% funny. Most folks across the pnd don't understand our humor.
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    He had some really funny lines in his review but my favorite was:

    "If you don't know Keira Knightley, she's kind of a slightly more manish version of Orlando Bloom".

    That's friggin funny !!!


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    I love the bit about the director.

    "From what I am told there was a director, his name is on the screen, Gore Verbinski. In my opinion this film could have used a lot more "Gore" and a lot less "Verbinski"
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