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  1. 10-Jun-2010 #1
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    There is only one person CHUCK NORRIS is afraid of...



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    Chuck Norris? Are you smoking something?
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    Viagra takes Chuck Norris to get hard...
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    Sorry, no one and I mean no one will be as bad ass as Clint Eastwood. You all know it and it is time for you all to start acknowledging it.
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    DJ's right. Forget Chuck Norris and his current status as a joke. Eastwood would wipe the floor with that little spit fuck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DjfunkmasterG View Post
    Sorry, no one and I mean no one will be as bad ass as Clint Eastwood. You all know it and it is time for you all to start acknowledging it.
    Why does that statement remind me of Jules in Pulp Fiction?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capn Dallow View Post
    Chuck Norris fought with Bruce Lee. Without a gun Clit would be Chuck's bitch.
    True. Although I have to be honest, when I think "badass" I think Clint first.


    Just remember though, kids: When Chuck Norris jumps in a lake, Chuck Norris doesnt get wet, the lake gets Chuck Norris.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LouCipherr View Post
    Why does that statement remind me of Jules in Pulp Fiction?
    I dunno, but it does sound Pulp Fiction-ish
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capn Dallow View Post
    Chuck Norris fought with Bruce Lee. Without a gun Clit would be Chuck's bitch.
    Nah, Clint is too classy to get into a fight with Chuck. They'd end up having a drinking contest and just as Chuck stands to leave the bar and passes out on the floor Clint would order another pitcher of Pabst and call Chuck a "punk kid".

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    Fuck Chuck, in this comparison. I don't dislike him, but Clint is more symbolic of "badass" in every possible way.

    As for people that Chuck can't fuck with, add Joe Piscopo to the list:

    KICK HIS ASS!
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    Chuck norris jokes? really?

    I expected better dj, i really did.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tricky View Post
    viagra takes chuck norris to get hard...
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    I'm with DJ on this one. I don't care if Chuck would use only martial arts and Clint would use guns - Clint Eastwood will forever be one of the baddest mutha fuckas of all time.

    I mean, come on - Walker, Texas Ranger or Dirty Harry? NO BRAINER.

    Speaking of - I just realized Chuck Norris is 70 years old. Holy shit, man...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikePizzoff View Post
    Speaking of - I just realized Chuck Norris is 70 years old. Holy shit, man...
    It's funny you say that Mike, 'cause I was just looking at Chuck's website a few days ago and realized this myself - and I was quite surprised. I don't know why, but I didn't realize the man was as old as he is!

    I still like Chuck, but Clint is the man.



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    Quote Originally Posted by JDFP View Post
    Nah, Clint is too classy to get into a fight with Chuck. They'd end up having a drinking contest and just as Chuck stands to leave the bar and passes out on the floor Clint would order another pitcher of Pabst and call Chuck a "punk kid".

    j.p.



    This is absolutely how I could see it unfolding too. Great depiction.
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    Bruce Lee is way cooler... as for tough white dudes, I'll go with Clint.
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