Who doesn't wipe the toliet seat before they sit down?

[Mr. Clean]

I wipe it down piss or no piss......not to mention always carrying travel size hand sanitizer to pour on it to effectively clean it...... Glue on Public Toilet Seat Called a 'Sick Joke' Wiping the seat would have literally saved his ass.......

[krakenslayer]

Nasty!! I wipe the seat, but I think seat-santiser is a step to far. My ass is where poop comes out anyway so it doesn't matter if I get a couple extra germs on there, it's not like I will be touching it then putting my hands in my mouth, or using it to prepare food...

[EvilNed]

I don't wipe the seat because I'm not afraid of harmless germs. If there's piss on it, I'll wipe of course, but otherwise, why bother? You're only kidding yourself if you think it does any difference.

[major jay]

This begs another question. What would you do if you walked into a public restroom and heard someone yelling for help from a stall? Leave, or open the door to the horror that lies within?

[Mr. Clean]

I don't use sanitizer at home but I do at work... The only way I have ever not wiped the seat has been on a few rare occasions were I was seconds from shitting myself... LOL...only thing worse than walking out on someone yelling for help is taking a dump in front of the door to their stall and walking out.... maybe saying that your going for help and leaving them to their fate makes a close second...

[AcesandEights]

Damn, Mr. Clean...you're living up to this whole tidyish avatar & screen name of yours The few times I anoint a foreign toilet bowl with my pristine bareassedness, I certainly wipe. I don't use an ass gasket toilet slip though.-- *Picks nose.* They freak me out.

[Mike70]

The few times I anoint a foreign toilet bowl with my pristine bareassedness, I certainly wipe. I don't use an ass gasket toilet slip though.-- *Picks nose.* They freak me out. funniest post in a long time (at least to me). the last part, "they freak me out", totally sells that and makes it hilarious. again, at least to me it does.

[Mr. Clean]

Damn, Mr. Clean...you're living up to this whole tidyish avatar & screen name of yours I've never really thought about it but perhaps subconsciously the famous cartoonish marketing tool is really my idle because I'm accually bald too

[blind2d]

Who uses toilet seats? I just crouch over the germ-infested surface, my trunk hovering over it, just out of the reach of those little nasties.

[clanglee]

Unless I ABSOULUTELY have to, I don't use public toilets. I hold that shit till I get home.

[MikePizzoff]

Being in a band that frequents the road, I have no choice but to use public restrooms. Man, I have seen/used some downright SCARY bathrooms. I've sat in horrid stalls with glory holes, praying the entire time that no dick slips through the hole (I stuffed it with toilet paper so anybody on the other side would take a hint). I've seen toilets with shit that literally piles HIGHER than the seat itself. But, then, I've also experienced some very nice and tranquil bathrooms, too; those are few and far between.

[MinionZombie]

I never shit in a public toilet, no fucking way are my sweet cheeks hitting some piss-covered, ass-smeared bog seat. A couple of times at uni, in the television studio department, I used the bog there to back out a big one when we were in the midst of editing a documentary ... but goddamn, it was REALLY LOW down to the ground that toilet, but yeah - it was a clean toilet, and I laid down some bog roll for added peace of mind. Of course, this was during the same two years that I lived off campus with three other dudes in a house where the toilet was only cleaned like 4 times in those 2 years, and there was someone's ass on that seat at least twice a day. Still though, there's a difference between the dude's that you know, and the dozens or even hundreds of dudes you don't ... steady on, leave the innuendo at home there folks. Otherwise, no fucking way do I poop in public bogs. I've seen plenty of poop in public bogs, on public bogs, and poking out above the rim of public bogs in one long, unbroken Anaconda sized stretch, and indeed plenty of poop filling public bogs. I always make sure I get flushed out at home before I have to go anywhere for any stretch of time.

[ZombieGrrL]

Funny thread! I really feel sorry for the old guy in Queensland who was pranked. What an awful thing to do to someone. One of my pet hates is goddamn piss on the toilet seat. In that case I will wipe. If it's dry, what's the point in wiping the germs around - all they get is a free ride. If there is complimentary toilet seat spray, or a seat liner and I'm in the mood I will use it, but I wouldnt carry my own. Now that was a strange discussion.... LOL

[DjfunkmasterG]

I wipe if someone pissed on the seat, or I just find another stall (work) at home I am smart enough to lift and lower the seat as needed. However, using sanitizer is a waste of time and money, simply because urine is already sterile.

[bassman]

simply because urine is already sterile. "you can drink it". I only wipe the seat if I can visually see something on it. Other than that I don't care....