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    Tastes sweeter?

    Click for major LOLS.

    "A girlfriend and I were talking one night and she told me about your product. I told her my husband had a bad taste to his semen due to medication. So I bought Sweet Secretions (Cum D'Licious) . He took it for a week and what a weekend we had! We were driving down the highway the other day and I said 'pull over honey, I want to taste it again!' - D.F. of Pleasantville, NY."
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    "no red meat, no asparagus (you didn't like asparagus anyway), no chili peppers, you get the idea."

    Well you know just before my lady gives me head I like to eat a huge bowl of chili and a nice big steak...that will teach her.

    LOL

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    Pleasantville, N.Y.? Yup, that's how those c*cksuckers roll.

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    i hesitate to ask how you came (hahaha) across this advert.

    that has to be one of the 5 most ridiculous things i've read in a long time.
    "The bumps you feel are asteroids smashing into the hull."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike70 View Post
    i hesitate to ask how you came (hahaha) across this advert.
    As it happens, a longtime pal was telling me this week how he's been on the cum pills (the same ones Peter North takes) to increase the loadage for his missus. He said they were top notch so I googled 'em up and that was the first link that hit me. Had to share.

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