Prepare to roll your eyes in unison...

[MinionZombie]

http://www.melonfarmers.co.uk/inus.htm#HooHaa 'nuff said.

[Tricky]

"Sex toys remain illegal to sell in Alabama" (saw on the same page) i bet theres a large market for cucumbers & electric toothbrushes there

[Danny]

bloody hell fire

[MinionZombie]

lol @ Alabama, not surprising from the same state that hurled rocks at the Top Gear team simply for writing something jokey on their cars. I guess that's another reason why some people hate America, or why people get a bit freaked out that America essentially runs the world being the #1 country (this isn't a complaint), because if the number one country confuses religion with politics and has chunks of its society that can't even stand to have a vibrator in their state, then you kinda get a bit freaked out... Still though, I'm pro-American ... well, except all the numpties.

[Danny]

lol @ Alabama, not surprising from the same state that hurled rocks at the Top Gear team simply for writing something jokey on their cars. I guess that's another reason why some people hate America, or why people get a bit freaked out that America essentially runs the world being the #1 country (this isn't a complaint), because if the number one country confuses religion with politics and has chunks of its society that can't even stand to have a vibrator in their state, then you kinda get a bit freaked out... Still though, I'm pro-American ... well, except all the numpties. and why some americans hate places like alabama. i thank god we dont have the whole extra trouble of different states over here each has its own set of rules, and some of em are pretty damn wierd, like not putting a hat on a horse and stuff.

[HLS]

The Hoohaa Monologues??? That is the dumbest thing I heard in my life. Kinda makes me want to run outside and scream "VAGINA!!!!" I mean what is wrong witht the word vagina? all woman have it, it is a fact of life so why hide it? And outlawing sex gtoys is stupid. Like the police are actually going to go to your home and see if you have sex toys to hide.

[Tricky]

Anyway i thought vagina was the medically accepted adult term for a chuff!regressing into sniggering schoolboy terms for it lowers the tone more i would say!

[_liam_]

they should rename it "twat chat"...

[capncnut]

Who would go to the theater to watch some woman talk about vaginas for 90 minutes? I'd feel like a right c**t.

[EvilNed]

That's not so dumb. Well, at least not if you compare with some other things. In some parts of Minnesota they teach creationism as SCIENCE. Yes, you heard me. They're directly breaking the constitution of the united states because a bunch of religious nutjobs want to protect their kids from the evil Evolution.

[Danny]

from HLS post down theres around 16 decent length jokes i could make, but ill hold off cus i know damn sure ill offend at least one person with a couple of em.

[_liam_]

i saw the vagina monologues once, it's alright. i think the hype stems from the eye catching name though, tbh. although i'll say this, i got a bloody good tshirt from their merch stand

[Tricky]

"the c*nt chronicles"

[Danny]

^ i swear i saw liam working in my local forbidden planet

[slickwilly13]

So many things to roll my eyes at I don't know where to start.