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    The Human Centipede

    Trailer for new horror film which I've never heard of...but the trailer alone is freaky as f**k and this could potentially be one of the most unnerving horror movies in ages...


    Innocent victims of merciless crimes, fall prey to some madman's impulsive designs.

    Step after step we try controlling our fate. When we finally start living, it's become too late.

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    Saw it the other day. It's not that gross, really. It's disturbing at first, but the main problem with the film is that it takes it's large step into disturboville around halfway through, and after that it never pushes it any further.

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    I've gotta say, his design for a human centipede as shown in the trailer looks pretty stupid. I expect more from a brilliant but demented evil surgeon.
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    dunno man, that freaked me out. Could you imagine having someone else's shitpipe sewn onto your throat??
    Innocent victims of merciless crimes, fall prey to some madman's impulsive designs.

    Step after step we try controlling our fate. When we finally start living, it's become too late.

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    I can't believe there were investors willing to give money to the filmmaker when he says "no, no, wait, I have this great idea... see, we sew the mouth of one person to the ass of another and so on and so on and call it the human centipede! yeah, that's it!"

    How much cocaine was involved in that decision, eh?

    There is no other explanation for this film getting made other than heavy drugs being involved in the decision making process. For crissake, this guy can get funding for this and Dj can't get the same kind of investment for his films?! sheesh.. it's a sad world.

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    Marketing, something different, it has a lot going for it, plus IFC was behind it which helps alot.
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    The only disturbing thing about that is the two stupid cunts at the beginning.

    Bloody hell...do women like that really exist?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shootemindehead View Post
    The only disturbing thing about that is the two stupid cunts at the beginning.

    Bloody hell...do women like that really exist?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DjfunkmasterG View Post
    Marketing, something different, it has a lot going for it, plus IFC was behind it which helps alot.
    Oh, yeah, and I'm sure that marketing and the fact it's "something different" warranted a 3 million dollar budget.

    Let me say that again: THREE MILLION DOLLARS FOR A MOVIE CALLED THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE!

    This is truly the epitome of WHAT THE FUCK?!

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    I have kept tabs on this movie for a long time and I am not really interested in watching it. Make me wonder if the Japanese and Nazi doctors did anything like this during the war.

    I did find this. A remake of the game Centipede with the movie theme.


    http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/537029

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    OK so I saw it...
    not that great, not that disturbing, definitely disgusting.
    Very cliched and nothing new apart from a horrifyingly queasy concept.
    Innocent victims of merciless crimes, fall prey to some madman's impulsive designs.

    Step after step we try controlling our fate. When we finally start living, it's become too late.

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    25 minute Spoiler Alert from Tosh.0

    Can't figure out how to post the video, so here's the link.

    http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/...uman-centipede

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    Quote Originally Posted by Publius View Post
    I've gotta say, his design for a human centipede as shown in the trailer looks pretty stupid. I expect more from a brilliant but demented evil surgeon.
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    It was a beautiful movie that was not only enchanted with inspiration, but brought hope for the human race.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich View Post
    It was a beautiful movie that was not only enchanted with inspiration, but brought hope for the human race.
    Really? I thought it was kinda hot.

    Okay, I actually haven't seen it yet...

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