OK... I've had enough! We need to introduce a radical dog $**t tax!!

[Neil]

Once a month, any dog $**t found within quarter of a mile of a dog owners home should be collected and then placed on their front door mat. Nearby non-dog owners should then be able to put on the shoes of the dog owner and walk the afore-mentioned feces all around the owners house. Where more than one dog owner is within the quarter mile of the accumulated dog $**t, it will be distributed equally - It's only fair! This will WITHOUT a doubt help mean dog owners actually clear the f***ing $**t I end up walking in, and spreading to the carpet and foot pedals of my car, or walking around my house! Better still it means my young child won't come home with $**t all over him! Do you get the impression I'm sick and tired of walking through dog $**t?

[capncnut]

Do you guys get the sneaking suspicion that Neil trod in some dog s**t today?

[LoSTBoY]

I hear ya man! I have to run an obstacle course of dog **** when I leave my house. The thing is it's all from the same f*cking dog who is too f*cking dumb to sh!t on the grass and bury it like any normal dog. I'm pretty sure there is a number you can call to slap a £500 fine on them. Need to write it down the next time I see it...

[coma]

Its illegal in NYC and there isnt as much as there used to be. People use plastic shopping bags to pick it up Except for Pitbull and Rottwiler owners who seem to leave turdbombs around mining the landscape in disproportionate numbers. I also hate nasty ass dirty diaper chucked on the ground. YUCK.

[HLS]

Once a month, any dog $**t found within quarter of a mile of a dog owners home should be collected and then placed on their front door mat. Nearby non-dog owners should then be able to put on the shoes of the dog owner and walk the afore-mentioned feces all around the owners house. Where more than one dog owner is within the quarter mile of the accumulated dog $**t, it will be distributed equally - It's only fair! This will WITHOUT a doubt help mean dog owners actually clear the f***ing $**t I end up walking in, and spreading to the carpet and foot pedals of my car, or walking around my house! Better still it means my young child won't come home with $**t all over him! Do you get the impression I'm sick and tired of walking through dog $**t? What is gross is to step in St. benard **** while wearing sandals. Their poop is a mile high I was walking with my g/f and i stepped in the same pile twice. UGGGHHH! I feel dog owners should be respectful and donot let dogs poop on other peoples property. I know that in downtown kansas city where i work you have to pick up your dog poop.

[deadpunk]

Actually, here in Western PA, it is considered a health hazard and dog owners are heavily fined if they are caught not cleaning up after their sh*t factories.

[Danny]

thank **** i live on the edge of the country, ill take the smell of cow poo over standing ni a steaming dog egg anyday.

[Neil]

Actually, here in Western PA, it is considered a health hazard and dog owners are heavily fined if they are caught not cleaning up after their sh*t factories. Same as here... Supposedly...

[Terran]

Im not entirely sure whats worse.... stepping on a decent sized dog turd barefoot..... or stepping on a giant slug barefoot.... Ive done both and both are horribly unpleasent.... though Im leaning towards the slug being more gross.... Like it squishes inbetween your toes jamming up and around and inbetween the toes.... And its just so slimey and the slime isnt entirely water soluable...

[Danny]

speaking from experience i gotta say the slug.

[DjfunkmasterG]

I can't believe there is an actual discussion about the feeling of dog sh!t and slug slime on one's bare feet being discussed to great lengths. You guys need to seek help.

[MinionZombie]

So I take it you trod in some today then eh? I can't remember the last time I trod in some, was so long ago, I do remember stepping in a cow pat with white trainers ... seeped to my sock ... but then again we were yomping around a cow field, so ... Anyway, I guess I see a moderate amount of dog crap on the streets, but manage to avoid it as I usually gawp at the ground when I walk anyway. If only more dog walkers would take some doggie bags with them to scoop that poop and dump it in the nearest bin - it's not like we're asking them to pick it up with their bare hands and shove it in their jeans pocket! So your kid came back covered in dog poopy? How the heck did that happen?!

[Neil]

So I take it you trod in some today then eh? I can't remember the last time I trod in some, was so long ago, I do remember stepping in a cow pat with white trainers ... seeped to my sock ... but then again we were yomping around a cow field, so ... Anyway, I guess I see a moderate amount of dog crap on the streets, but manage to avoid it as I usually gawp at the ground when I walk anyway. If only more dog walkers would take some doggie bags with them to scoop that poop and dump it in the nearest bin - it's not like we're asking them to pick it up with their bare hands and shove it in their jeans pocket! So your kid came back covered in dog poopy? How the heck did that happen?! Yes, last night walked around down a path (in the dark)... Obviously stood in some and then proceeded to drive hope putting $**t all over my carpets and pedals in my car, and then went indoors and put a nice few deposits there as well... Behind my house is a path into some woods. I often take nugget V1 out for walks there. What's a pain in the rear though is dog owners just let their animals $**t on the path where it's all too easy to walk in. Quite a few times myself or nugget V1 have come home with $**t on us...

[capncnut]

Did any of you guys see Pink Flamingoes?

[MinionZombie]

Nope, but I saw that scene on one of those Channel 4 count down things ... *shudders* ... Neil, do you own a big pink dress by any chance? j/k