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    Oh no! Sandholes! That would be a funny horror movie...

    evil sand holes...

    http://news.aol.com/topnews/articles...21062009990001

    I suppose I shouldn't be poking fun at people dying from holes in the sand but I think as with all things if you know the danger of them you're less likely to be hurt. For instance... a woman was bit by a bull shark and when interviewed said ...and I quote... I didn't know I could get attacked in 2 feet of water... she was so dumb she deserved to die and get a Darwin...

    LEARN PEOPLE YOU CAN LITERALLY DIE FROM STUPIDITY...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MissJacksonCA View Post
    evil sand holes...

    http://news.aol.com/topnews/articles...21062009990001

    I suppose I shouldn't be poking fun at people dying from holes in the sand but I think as with all things if you know the danger of them you're less likely to be hurt. For instance... a woman was bit by a bull shark and when interviewed said ...and I quote... I didn't know I could get attacked in 2 feet of water... she was so dumb she deserved to die and get a Darwin...

    LEARN PEOPLE YOU CAN LITERALLY DIE FROM STUPIDITY...
    First off, ididn't even know that was a problem. Gotta love that crack reporting staff. That sounds like a horrible way to die. Any type of suuffocation is just gruesome. I don't thin it's fair to get on someone for their lack of knowledge about sharks. I mean, how many people do research before heading out to the beach. Maybe she lived in a landlocked state and doesn't know about thing of that nature. Second, i thought this was a thread about a woman who sat too long in the sand in her bikini.
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    I kinda logged the depth a shark can kill ya under the file of 'general knowledge' for the reason that she was a local... and because every time there's a shark attack thats either gruesome or ends in a news campaign that goes with a theme of sharks are dangerous people REVENGE! And during those newscasts they discuss the things like... they are attracted to people wearing black swimsuits (a lie but it doesn't hurt to believe it) and they can attack in 2 feet of water (or less)... i'm not blaming her for being bitten just for being a moron...
    You smell that? That's the smell of spring, and I love it. You know what I love to do in spring? I love to come out into the woods, to walk amongst the budding trees, to smell and taste the hint of renewal that hovers in the air like a heady perfume, and to listen to the song of the birds who have returned from their long sojourn south. And bury the people I killed during the winter...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissJacksonCA View Post
    I kinda logged the depth a shark can kill ya under the file of 'general knowledge' for the reason that she was a local... and because every time there's a shark attack thats either gruesome or ends in a news campaign that goes with a theme of sharks are dangerous people REVENGE! And during those newscasts they discuss the things like... they are attracted to people wearing black swimsuits (a lie but it doesn't hurt to believe it) and they can attack in 2 feet of water (or less)... i'm not blaming her for being bitten just for being a moron...

    Oh, ok then. I guess that's just fine. Anyway, ya think if the theme to jaws played it would have given her a heads up?
    FEAR IS THE OLDEST TOOL OF POWER. IF WE ARE DISTRACTED BY THE FEAR OF THOSE AROUND US THEN IT KEEPS US FROM SEEING THE ACTIONS OF THOSE ABOVE US.

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    "All i care about is money and the city that I'm from, imma sip until I feel it, Imma smoke it till' it's done, I don't really give fuck and my excuse is that I'm young,and I'm only getting older, sombody shoulda told ya, I'm on one !"

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    she could be the one person who doesn't have the TNT channel and has never seen jaws... but that movie I found did a disservice to sharks and people alike because it made it seem like they would only attack in the deep... it did also point out that sharks wouldn't just attack a person and that it would attack a dog (remember when Pippet died and we were all like Pippet? What kinda gay name is that for a dog) ...but it also made sharks seem evil (remember it was made at a time not long after people called the Coast Guard to beg them to rescue those poor people stranded on Gilligans Isle) ...

    in all actuality sharks are brilliant they'll follow your boat and attack in numbers but because of the difficulty of being able to track all types of sharks and the excessive cost of doing such we will never know their full capabilities... additionally most people think humans are at the top of the food chain and should hate and kill any living creature who dare attack us... not realizing the motives behind attacks only makes us stupid and just goes to show how truly vindictive we are... its a dangerous trait to have when you consider all parts of the earth have to work together to maintain our ecosystem and to maintain our livelihood but again... no wonder the world is going to pot with us at the helm...
    You smell that? That's the smell of spring, and I love it. You know what I love to do in spring? I love to come out into the woods, to walk amongst the budding trees, to smell and taste the hint of renewal that hovers in the air like a heady perfume, and to listen to the song of the birds who have returned from their long sojourn south. And bury the people I killed during the winter...

    http://media.movies.ign.com/media/84...d_1882969.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissJacksonCA View Post
    she could be the one person who doesn't have the TNT channel and has never seen jaws... but that movie I found did a disservice to sharks and people alike because it made it seem like they would only attack in the deep...
    It's funny that you say that. They give that movie atleast once a month. Unfortunately in today's day an age mot people get their info. from pop culture. Isn't that sad? It's not just even the fact that people believe alot of what they see on tv, but alot stays in their heads subliminally also.

    Quote Originally Posted by MissJacksonCA View Post
    in all actuality sharks are brilliant they'll follow your boat and attack in numbers but because of the difficulty of being able to track all types of sharks and the excessive cost of doing such we will never know their full capabilities... additionally most people think humans are at the top of the food chain and should hate and kill any living creature who dare attack us... not realizing the motives behind attacks only makes us stupid and just goes to show how truly vindictive we are... its a dangerous trait to have when you consider all parts of the earth have to work together to maintain our ecosystem and to maintain our livelihood but again... no wonder the world is going to pot with us at the helm...
    What also unfortunate is that not caring what motivates our advasaries is why we're going about this whole war on terror thing all wrong. All we want to know is that we're good and they're evil. It's simple, nice and neat. Nobody wants to wade into the murky gray waters of why they want to kill us and even scarier why they're willing to die to do it. But that's just human nature.
    Last edited by darth los; 22-Jun-2007 at 12:55 AM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
    FEAR IS THE OLDEST TOOL OF POWER. IF WE ARE DISTRACTED BY THE FEAR OF THOSE AROUND US THEN IT KEEPS US FROM SEEING THE ACTIONS OF THOSE ABOVE US.

    I DIDN'T KILL NOBODY. I DIDN'T RAPE NOBODY. THAT'S IT. ~ Manny Ramirez commenting on his use of a banned substance.

    "We kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong" ~ Unknown

    "TO DOUBT EVERYTHING OR TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING ARE TWO EQUALLY CONVIENIENT SOLUTIONS: THEY BOTH DISPENSE WITH THE NEED FOR THOUGHT"

    "All i care about is money and the city that I'm from, imma sip until I feel it, Imma smoke it till' it's done, I don't really give fuck and my excuse is that I'm young,and I'm only getting older, sombody shoulda told ya, I'm on one !"

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