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    99 things you need to know

    There are 99 things you need to know:


    1) There are more than 99 things you need to know

    2) Nobody knows how many things there are to know

    3) it's more than three

    4) There's no way of knowing how many things you need to know

    5) Some of the things you need to know are things you already know

    6) Some of the things you need to know are things you only think you know

    7) Some of the things you need to know are things you used to know, and then forgot

    8) Some of the things you need to know are are things you only thought you forgot, and actually still know.

    9) Some of the things you need to know are things you need to know but don't really know you need to know.

    10) Some of the things you need to know are things you don't yet know you need to know.

    11) Some of the things you think you need to know are things you probably don't really need to know.

    12) Some of the things you need to know are only known by people you don't know

    13) Some of the things you need to know are things nobody knows

    14) Some of the things you need to know are things that are un-knowable

    15) Some of the things you need to know are things that can only be imagined

    16) At any time, the list of things you need to know can be abruptly suspended.

    Now you know.


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    i thought i knew some of these things, but now i'm not so sure lol

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    I'm confused, so how many things do I actually really need to know can you run that by me again please

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    how ever many things you know, there will always be more that you dont, so dont worry that you dont know them, we were not meant to know everything

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