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    A Paintball Minigun??




    mother f***er!

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    Oh man i wouldnt have time to bleed if i was carrying that that looks awesome!

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    that was sweet. the damage you could do with that would be serius
    we keep it real gangsta down here in canada. ehh

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    That was sexy!

    Can you imagine the cost of all the paintballs you'd go through? *Shivers*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tricky View Post
    Oh man i wouldnt have time to bleed if i was carrying that that looks awesome!
    Great predator reference. That gun has always been the coolest thing i've ever seen.
    FEAR IS THE OLDEST TOOL OF POWER. IF WE ARE DISTRACTED BY THE FEAR OF THOSE AROUND US THEN IT KEEPS US FROM SEEING THE ACTIONS OF THOSE ABOVE US.

    I DIDN'T KILL NOBODY. I DIDN'T RAPE NOBODY. THAT'S IT. ~ Manny Ramirez commenting on his use of a banned substance.

    "We kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong" ~ Unknown

    "TO DOUBT EVERYTHING OR TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING ARE TWO EQUALLY CONVIENIENT SOLUTIONS: THEY BOTH DISPENSE WITH THE NEED FOR THOUGHT"

    "All i care about is money and the city that I'm from, imma sip until I feel it, Imma smoke it till' it's done, I don't really give fuck and my excuse is that I'm young,and I'm only getting older, sombody shoulda told ya, I'm on one !"

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    thats sweet!
    You smell that? That's the smell of spring, and I love it. You know what I love to do in spring? I love to come out into the woods, to walk amongst the budding trees, to smell and taste the hint of renewal that hovers in the air like a heady perfume, and to listen to the song of the birds who have returned from their long sojourn south. And bury the people I killed during the winter...

    http://media.movies.ign.com/media/84...d_1882969.html

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    hoooooollllllyyyy ****.


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    From what i've seen , paintball involes alot of stealth and jumping around. Is it even practical to take that out into the field?
    FEAR IS THE OLDEST TOOL OF POWER. IF WE ARE DISTRACTED BY THE FEAR OF THOSE AROUND US THEN IT KEEPS US FROM SEEING THE ACTIONS OF THOSE ABOVE US.

    I DIDN'T KILL NOBODY. I DIDN'T RAPE NOBODY. THAT'S IT. ~ Manny Ramirez commenting on his use of a banned substance.

    "We kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong" ~ Unknown

    "TO DOUBT EVERYTHING OR TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING ARE TWO EQUALLY CONVIENIENT SOLUTIONS: THEY BOTH DISPENSE WITH THE NEED FOR THOUGHT"

    "All i care about is money and the city that I'm from, imma sip until I feel it, Imma smoke it till' it's done, I don't really give fuck and my excuse is that I'm young,and I'm only getting older, sombody shoulda told ya, I'm on one !"

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    GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZUS!!!

    Just imagine getting pounded by that damn thing!

    You'd be more welt than man!

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    You'd definitely be invincible with that thing.
    FEAR IS THE OLDEST TOOL OF POWER. IF WE ARE DISTRACTED BY THE FEAR OF THOSE AROUND US THEN IT KEEPS US FROM SEEING THE ACTIONS OF THOSE ABOVE US.

    I DIDN'T KILL NOBODY. I DIDN'T RAPE NOBODY. THAT'S IT. ~ Manny Ramirez commenting on his use of a banned substance.

    "We kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong" ~ Unknown

    "TO DOUBT EVERYTHING OR TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING ARE TWO EQUALLY CONVIENIENT SOLUTIONS: THEY BOTH DISPENSE WITH THE NEED FOR THOUGHT"

    "All i care about is money and the city that I'm from, imma sip until I feel it, Imma smoke it till' it's done, I don't really give fuck and my excuse is that I'm young,and I'm only getting older, sombody shoulda told ya, I'm on one !"

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    You could have it set up somewhere, like in a turret, or in some kind of bunker, repelling advancing forces, that'd just be f*cking insane.

    "LEFT FLANK!! LEFT FLANK!!"

    Fire team on the right while the Assault team go left, sharp shooters hunkered down the middle blind firing a la Gears of War...ah mate that'd be awesome.

    Speaking of Gears of War, the creators got the idea for the combat style after playing paintball.

    I've only played once, but I'd love to play again, it's so much fun, knackers you out, but you run on adrenaline the entire day you won't know it till the following morning. You get all "adagio for strings" and start enacting all your favourite war movies. It's feckin' brilliant.

    You get to live out that hankering for war that most men have, but in a safe manner.

    I'd love to film a promo video for a paintballing group or business, that'd be f*cking awesome fun! Saving Private Ryan ... with PAINT!

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    There has to be an outlet for all those who have "comando" dreams. Just remember guys, just because your team won capture the flag doesn't mean you're rambo. Don't be a hero !!
    FEAR IS THE OLDEST TOOL OF POWER. IF WE ARE DISTRACTED BY THE FEAR OF THOSE AROUND US THEN IT KEEPS US FROM SEEING THE ACTIONS OF THOSE ABOVE US.

    I DIDN'T KILL NOBODY. I DIDN'T RAPE NOBODY. THAT'S IT. ~ Manny Ramirez commenting on his use of a banned substance.

    "We kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong" ~ Unknown

    "TO DOUBT EVERYTHING OR TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING ARE TWO EQUALLY CONVIENIENT SOLUTIONS: THEY BOTH DISPENSE WITH THE NEED FOR THOUGHT"

    "All i care about is money and the city that I'm from, imma sip until I feel it, Imma smoke it till' it's done, I don't really give fuck and my excuse is that I'm young,and I'm only getting older, sombody shoulda told ya, I'm on one !"

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    lol, I went all Rambo during capture the flag, I'd run out of ammo, I was the only man left on my team, the referee was yelling "they've got your flag!!!"

    I immediately, without thinking, leapt up and charged after the thief and as he ran past a couple of trees, suddenly two more bad guys popped out of nowhere. I leapt into the air and dived behind a tree, spinning in mid-air so that I landed on my back and slid up to the tree stump where I got pummeled by paint all up my back.

    The referee was well impressed by the commitment, and I was loving it, just going all a bit Rambo like. They got away, but I went down "last man standing" like (last man on my team anyway), they weren't taking me lying down, nor waiting for the clock to run out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinionZombie View Post
    I immediately, without thinking, leapt up and charged after the thief and as he ran past a couple of trees, suddenly two more bad guys popped out of nowhere. I leapt into the air and dived behind a tree, spinning in mid-air so that I landed on my back and slid up to the tree stump where I got pummeled by paint all up my back.
    And i thought that john woo choreagraphed great action sequences. The only thing missing from that was a bullet time lean. That must have been a great story to tell the ladies at the after party.
    FEAR IS THE OLDEST TOOL OF POWER. IF WE ARE DISTRACTED BY THE FEAR OF THOSE AROUND US THEN IT KEEPS US FROM SEEING THE ACTIONS OF THOSE ABOVE US.

    I DIDN'T KILL NOBODY. I DIDN'T RAPE NOBODY. THAT'S IT. ~ Manny Ramirez commenting on his use of a banned substance.

    "We kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong" ~ Unknown

    "TO DOUBT EVERYTHING OR TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING ARE TWO EQUALLY CONVIENIENT SOLUTIONS: THEY BOTH DISPENSE WITH THE NEED FOR THOUGHT"

    "All i care about is money and the city that I'm from, imma sip until I feel it, Imma smoke it till' it's done, I don't really give fuck and my excuse is that I'm young,and I'm only getting older, sombody shoulda told ya, I'm on one !"

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