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  1. 01-Sep-2010 #1
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    Finish this joke...

    A man, a rabbit, and an android walk into a bar...
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    Quote Originally Posted by blind2d View Post
    A man, a rabbit, and an android walk into a bar...
    The bartender says... GET THE FUCK OUT!
    ALWAYS BET ON DEAD!
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    Quote Originally Posted by blind2d View Post
    A man, a rabbit, and an android walk into a bar...
    The bartender says "What is this? Some sort of joke??"
    Those aren't real problems, Sam.

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    A man, a rabbit, and an android walk into a bar...

    The man was wearing a funny hat.

    (translated from German)
    Innocent victims of merciless crimes, fall prey to some madman's impulsive designs.

    Step after step we try controlling our fate. When we finally start living, it's become too late.
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    A man, a rabbit, and an android walk into a bar...

    To the casting call of Donnie Darko 3
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    Quote Originally Posted by DjfunkmasterG View Post
    The bartender says... GET THE FUCK OUT!
    DJ... I am disappoint.
    Everyone else; good looks. Keep trying, and soon we'll get it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by blind2d View Post
    A man, a rabbit, and an android walk into a bar...
    "We don't serve their kind here"

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    Rectum? Damn near killed him!

    wait what was the joke again?
    "When the dead walk, we must stop the killing, or lose the war."
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    Quote Originally Posted by clanglee View Post
    Rectum? Damn near killed him!

    wait what was the joke again?
    Rectum?!?!? I HARDLY KNOW 'EM!!!!!!

    *BA-DUM-BUM*

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    Quote Originally Posted by blind2d View Post
    A man, a rabbit, and an android walk into a bar...
    Damn, that must've hurt.
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    Great job, everybody! Awards go to Lou and Bass!
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    Okay... so any more answers? Lacking that, any more unfinished jokes?
    Ooh, first though, I should answer this one!
    A man, a rabbit, and an android walk into a bar. The bartender says to the man, "who are your friends?" The man replies, looking at the rabbit and android, "who, these guys? I've never seen them before in my life!"
    The bartender nods knowingly, and after a few drinks, the three leave and have an orgy.
    "Now I wish I could get ME some of that!" the bartender tells a random customer.

    *Sound of whap on head followed by a chorus of crickets*
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    A man, a rabbit, and an android into a bar.
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  14. 04-Sep-2010 #14
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    hey mo, was leaving out the word "walk" intentional? If so, what makes that a joke? If not, poor try... I know you can do better! Why not give it another shot?
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