Page 1 of 4 1234 LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 51

Thread: First DAY remake review!

  1. #1
    Dying Griff's Avatar
    Member

    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Posts
    388
    Australia

    First DAY remake review!

    Careful folks, this review gives away EVERYTHING. Then again, who cares?!

    http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32568
    "28 Days Later came out after we started (Dawn 04). Our zombies were running before we knew what their zombies were." - Zack Snyder, LIAR.

  2. #2
    Twitching fartpants's Avatar
    Member

    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    london, england
    Age
    54
    Posts
    890
    Undisclosed
    well what a surprise...THIS MOVIE SUCKS

  3. #3
    capncnut
    Guest
    Did that guy say PG-13?

  4. #4
    Dead
    Member

    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Location
    Out West
    Posts
    567
    Undisclosed

    Sell this Crap to Sci-Fi

    WHAT AN ABSOLUTE WASTE OF MONEY!

    Its official, the fact that this movie is a f*cking sh*t sandwich has been confirmed. Anyone who says this movie has a chance at being ok needs to get their head checked at the local mental hospital. Anyone who says they need to give it a personal evaluation before judging it is ignoring every piece of accurate intel up to this point.

    THE DEBATE IS OVER, THIS IS A DISGRACE IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY!

  5. #5
    through another dimension bassman's Avatar
    Zombie Flesh Eater

    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    Atlanta
    Posts
    15,229
    United States
    Quote Originally Posted by jim102016 View Post
    WHAT AN ABSOLUTE WASTE OF MONEY!

    Its official, the fact that this movie is a f*cking sh*t sandwich has been confirmed. Anyone who says this movie has a chance at being ok needs to get their head checked at the local mental hospital. Anyone who says they need to give it a personal evaluation before judging it is ignoring every piece of accurate intel up to this point.

    THE DEBATE IS OVER, THIS IS A DISGRACE IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY!
    I dunno. Alot of people love Dawn04, so there's always a chance on someone liking it.

  6. #6
    Dying
    Member

    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    New York
    Age
    60
    Posts
    366
    Undisclosed

    AICN: Review of Day of the Dead 2007

    Hah..interesting. The review DESTROYS the movie, makes it clear that not only is this not a sequel to DOTD 2003, it sounds much more like a sequel to Children of the dead. Read it and weep

    http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32568

  7. #7
    Survey Time axlish's Avatar
    ViP

    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    Paradise City, Florida
    Posts
    2,249
    United States
    I'll wait for video to torture myself.

    BTW, I merged the two threads re: this.

  8. #8
    Fresh Meat Hessian's Avatar
    Member

    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Age
    38
    Posts
    5
    Undisclosed
    vegetarian zombies, zombies driving cars, PG13
    I never planned on watching it for the fact that is has absolutely nothing to do with the orginal DOTD and it's PG13! But after reading that review there's no way now.
    Last edited by Hessian; 07-May-2007 at 05:18 PM.

  9. #9
    Dead DEAD BEAT's Avatar
    Member

    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    Last House on the Left!
    Posts
    773
    Undisclosed

    Thumbs down I knew it!

    What a big pile of shiiiiit!

    Speaking of which i've had movements more exciting than this crap sounds like!

    Their should be a law against asssholes like steve miner!!

  10. #10
    Dead Trancelikestate's Avatar
    Member

    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States
    Posts
    773
    United States
    ya think he just said pg-13 referring to the sex scene? is the whole movie actually rated pg-13? in any case this movie screams contagium right in my face. and we all know how appauling that experience was. i had to watch the real day like 7 times just to get my head strait. anyway, i dont know if i can handle another blow like that haha. my bills on therapy and anti-depressants would sky rocket! haha in any case, all i can do is laugh. why are movies like this even made? and if someone does like it, then they prob dont know anything about the original, and if they do, neil should ban them on general principle hahaaha.


  11. #11
    Team Rick MinionZombie's Avatar
    Super Moderator

    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    The Mandatorium
    Posts
    24,249
    UK
    Quote Originally Posted by bassman311 View Post
    I dunno. Alot of people love Dawn04, so there's always a chance on someone liking it.
    *high five, sir*

    See, what have I been saying constantly? This movie was guaranteeeeeeeeed to chow down on salty balls, not a shred of it will be redeeming, Children of the Living Dead will be a masterpiece by comparison.

  12. #12
    pissing in your Kool-Aid DjfunkmasterG's Avatar
    Zombie Flesh Eater

    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    Deadlands, USA
    Age
    53
    Posts
    7,663
    United States
    I think we all knew this movie would blow goat cheese, now it is confirmed.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hessian View Post
    I never planned on watching it for the fact that is has absolutely nothing to do with the orginal DOTD and it's PG13! But after reading that review there's no way now.
    It isn't rated PG-13 yet. People need to read more carefully because when they don't, rumors of PG-13 get started and they're incorrect.
    Last edited by DjfunkmasterG; 07-May-2007 at 07:15 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
    ALWAYS BET ON DEAD!
    Official member of the "ZOMBIE MAN" Fan Club Est. 2007 *FOUNDING MEMBER*

  13. #13
    Webmaster Neil's Avatar
    Administrator

    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    nr London
    Posts
    16,370
    England
    ...they burst into ash like cheap CGI vampires when they're set on fire.
    Dear God! I could write a better script than this!!!
    Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there--on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. [click for more]
    -Carl Sagan

  14. #14
    Team Rick MinionZombie's Avatar
    Super Moderator

    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    The Mandatorium
    Posts
    24,249
    UK
    I'm sure you could Neil, and there's not a hint of sarcasm in that statement.

    I think even a toddler could write a better zombie film.

    I love comments like "oh like you could make a better movie" - well, gimme the money and I'll go and bloody well do it, I double-dares-ya!

  15. #15
    certified super rad Danny's Avatar
    Zombie Flesh Eater

    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    simply walking into mordor
    Age
    36
    Posts
    14,157
    UK
    ****ty remakes man, *picks nose*, they creep me out.


Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •