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    First Review of TRANSFORMERS (NOT GOOD!)

    ALWAYS BET ON DEAD!
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    obviously not a fan, i prefer this guys review.




    cus if a fan says somethign sucks or not then you know its bad or good.

    case in point star wars, or to put a finer point on it jar-jar binks.


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    even with the sub-par review i still want to see this movie because i was a big fan of the animated series and the toys as a child.
    we keep it real gangsta down here in canada. ehh

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    Yeah, I'll still see this. I could give to farks about how bad the "human" actors are; I just want to see the robots destroying shiv on the big screen!

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    Not a big fan of the new toys, Brawl's arms dont stick in the pegs and Blackouts the wrong size and his automorph features backwards, but enough about my, er, nephews, toys 'ahem'.
    Us lot in the UK have to wait til the 20th July dammit!

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    Thumbs down

    Sounds like a wait for the dvd kinda film. You have to choose which movies you go to see very carefully you know. It's not only you you're paying for. If your girlfriend wants to go you have to pay her way as well. Then if the movie theater is by a mall you just know that either you or her are going to want something from atleast one of the stores, especially video games . Chicks never come out of a mall empty handed either. Be sure you'll be buying her some lacy panties. Pretty soon, before you know it you're in $100 + all to go see a movie that's sub par... ok.. rant over. I just had to get that out.
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    looks better than die-hard 4.0 to me.


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    Ive been the only person saying constantly that this is going to suck.....
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    only cus you could never bio engineer an autobot!


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    its directed by michael bay! hellooo! anyone see pearl harbor?.... bad boys 2? anyone?....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Minerva_Zombi View Post
    its directed by michael bay! hellooo! anyone see pearl harbor?.... bad boys 2? anyone?....

    good point. However, Bad Boys 2 was meant to be mindless buddy cop action fun. However, Pearl Harbor is a travesty
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    are you just saying that though becuase its the butt of so many jokes or did you actually watch the film and not enjoy it?


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    Empire magazine gave Transformers 4 stars (maximum is 5) meaning it's good. Depends how you approach the film, it's a Bay film so got to be realistic with expectations.

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    Quote Originally Posted by darth los View Post
    Sounds like a wait for the dvd kinda film. You have to choose which movies you go to see very carefully you know. It's not only you you're paying for. If your girlfriend wants to go you have to pay her way as well. Then if the movie theater is by a mall you just know that either you or her are going to want something from atleast one of the stores, especially video games . Chicks never come out of a mall empty handed either. Be sure you'll be buying her some lacy panties. Pretty soon, before you know it you're in $100 + all to go see a movie that's sub par... ok.. rant over. I just had to get that out.
    How true!

    I thought it was weird to see Speilberg's name associated with a movie based on a semi-crappy old cartoon. I will wait for it to come out on HBO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikePizzoff View Post
    Yeah, I'll still see this. I could give to farks about how bad the "human" actors are; I just want to see the robots destroying shiv on the big screen!
    Couldn't agree with you more man. And on the big screen, it's gonna f**kin' ROCK!

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