Commentator Remarks at Olympics

**Skippy911sc** · 17-Sep-2008

OH MY GOODNESS, THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK

Here are the top 10 comments made by NBC sports commentators during the

Summer Olympics that they would like to take back but, alas . .

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria

I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I

speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my

mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some

deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should

think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition

doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife

of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like

they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so

well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls

and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

10. Another favorite is during the diving competitions two nights ago

the commentator said... "Look at that... you aren't getting

anything between those legs."